This half-Syrian half-Gypsie guy, known as Steve Jobs, seems to have a deep affection with fooling people into buying his stuff. He would make a good shoe salesman, at least better than Al Bundy.
 
Here's why Apple sucks, and you shouldn't buy its products. Brought to you by me, and I'm a very bright-minded guy with an stunted intellect.  So you can trust me:
 
1- DRM. I'm not really interested on paying for music that I'll never own.
2- They call their over-priced PCs "Mac". The only selling point of a shiny 27" monitor with a retarded OS on it not having a common name.
3- App Store. Seriously. 
4- iPad, despite having a glossy screen, doesn't have a USB port. 
5- iPhone is the dumbest smart phone out there.
 
 So stop buying Apple Products.

" So stop buying Apple Products. "

" @Aurelito said:

" So stop buying Apple Products. "

Okay. "

"  5- iPhone is the dumbest smart phone out there.   So stop buying Apple Products. "

You've completely convinced me. 

I can't tell if this is satire or if you're stupid.

Jesus Christ just fuck off.

" I can't tell if this is satire or if you're stupid. "

Apple fanboys can't take logic.
 
And iPhone was not the first smarphone. Phones with touchscreen existed before.

I would love Steve Jobbs to be a shoe salesman. I can play Angry Birds on my bitchin' new converse.

your opinion doesn't matter because you called him a gypsy, that aint cool dawg

"  So stop buying Apple Products. "

" your opinion doesn't matter because you called him a gypsy, that aint cool dawg "

People put way too much energy into Apple hate.

Oh hai wingnads

On a completely unrelated topic topic, is there any way to anti-follow somebody?  Like make all their posts invisible?

" On a completely unrelated topic topic, is there any way to anti-follow somebody?  Like make all their posts invisible? "

" @RiotBananas said:

" @hexx462 said:

" People put way too much energy into Apple hate. "

If this is him putting a lot of energy in, I'd hate to see him being lazy. "

You're right, I still haven't unleashed my ultimate Anti-Apple force. But I'm afraid it's against the rules, because I'm pretty sure that this site has a sizable gay (and I hope lesbian) community. "

  @EdTwo said:

" @Aurelito: whats up with your avatar? "

My only problem with Apple is that it's fashion. When I was in high-school, more or less every girl had a Mac. I am not non-conformist, but I do like knowing I own something that not a lot of other people own, especially not women. If I buy an Apple product it feels too much like "Oh you got that one too, great". Windows PC isn't exactly an underdog, but at least I can take comfort in that not a lot of people have this exact model.

" Jesus Christ just fuck off. "

" My only problem with Apple is that it's fashion. When I was in high-school, there was always a group of chicks talking about how small the new Mac was, and that turned me off it completely. I am not non-conformist, but I do like knowing I own something that not a lot of other people own. If I buy an Apple product it feels too much like "Oh you got that one too, great". Windows isn't exactly and underdog, but at least I can take comfort in that not a lot of people have this exact model. "

As someone who has owned an iPhone for two years, I am never buying an Apple product again. I don't want to be confined to this set of message tones and ring tones on this specific OS on this very specific hardware. And can the unwashed masses please stop kidding themselves that mobile games have come any further since fucking snake? 
 
I want a company to come out and say "hey we have this super awesome phone OS. Put it on whatever handset you want, do whatever you want with it." It may exist but I've not heard of it.

" You're right, I still haven't unleashed my ultimate Anti-Apple force. But I'm afraid it's against the rules, because I'm pretty sure that this site has a sizable gay (and I hope lesbian) community. "

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" @Afroman269 said:

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I want a company to come out and say "hey we have this super awesome phone OS. Put it on whatever handset you want, do whatever you want with it." It may exist but I've not heard of it. "

" @RiotBananas: I'd like to imagine the OP just sitting there in his chair manically cackling "I'll get you Mr Jobs, posting on a video game forum about you will surely bring you down!". I'm sure that would take a lot of energy for such a feeble mind.  
 
@Aurelito said:

" You're right, I still haven't unleashed my ultimate Anti-Apple force. But I'm afraid it's against the rules, because I'm pretty sure that this site has a sizable gay (and I hope lesbian) community. "

Hatred towards Gypsies, check Middle easterners, check. Homophobia, check. I'm sure you've got an n-bomb loaded. Why not drop it now so you can get banned fast. It'd save us all a lot of trouble. "

" It's called Android. When Google's Cloud Computing becomes available for public, iOS will become a useless piece of crap. They're even using it on tablets now. My cousin just bought a Samsung Galaxy. It's an iPad replica made by competent people who respect your freedom. If I had money, I would certainly buy one. "

"I respect Africans-Americans, wherever they live, America or Africa. "

" @mrfizzy said:

" Jesus Christ just fuck off. "

:( "

" @Aurelito said:

" It's called Android. When Google's Cloud Computing becomes available for public, iOS will become a useless piece of crap. They're even using it on tablets now. My cousin just bought a Samsung Galaxy. It's an iPad replica made by competent people who respect your freedom. If I had money, I would certainly buy one. "

Yeah I'm pretty sure I've heard of Android considering I own a Droid, in fact I've never owned a single Apple device in my life. However people that treat loyalty to a brand as if it were some sort of religion are just plain worthless. Also the Galaxy tabs are shit and will probably be stuck in Froyo forever, but hey it's not Apple so by default you love it.
 
@Aurelito said:

"I respect Africans-Americans, wherever they live, America or Africa. "

But gay bashing is totally cool? "

" @Jesus said:

" @mrfizzy said:

" Jesus Christ just fuck off. "

:( "

soz Jesus, it wasn't personal i swear!  "

apple is like nazis

" 3- App Store. Seriously/ 5- iPhone is the dumbest smart phone out there. "

" @Aurelito said:

" 3- App Store. Seriously/ 5- iPhone is the dumbest smart phone out there. "

Compelling arguments. I've never heard such infallible logic in my entire life. You must be on a debate team or something. In fact, your logic is so sound, you should run a Presidential Campaign. "

Douche!...or good satirist.  Can't tell which. 

ok, you got me. you don't have to use itunes to get music. i still buy CDs. 
 
what would i do if i felt like acting like i am writing something at a starbucks? peope wouldn't think i'm cool if i was on a PC laptop.

" As someone who has owned an iPhone for two years, I am never buying an Apple product again. I don't want to be confined to this set of message tones and ring tones on this specific OS on this very specific hardware. And can the unwashed masses please stop kidding themselves that mobile games have come any further since fucking snake?  I want a company to come out and say "hey we have this super awesome phone OS. Put it on whatever handset you want, do whatever you want with it." It may exist but I've not heard of it. "

I find Apple Products to be overhyped and overpriced, certainly, but this thread is kind of scaring me.

What I don't understand is how this relates in any way with German history after the Weimar republic, as per the thread title.

Apple computers are for people who find Windows computers too difficult to use.
But think that is fine. Not everyone needs to drive a souped-up race car. For some people, a sensible automatic compact car is most suitable.
 
I, myself, am rocking two NVIDIA GTX 460s in SLI mode right now, playing Fallout New Vegas with the graphics settings set to 4 TIMES the MAXIMUM allowed in the game settings, using a fan-made mod manger.

 
CAN'T DO THAT ON A MAC, BITCHES!!! 
Apple computers are good for housewives, little girls, and hipsters.
  I built my PC by myself after studying how to do, it from a book, for about a month. It is the first computer I have ever made, and it rocks the hard way.
If you tried to buy a comparable Apple computer, it would cost twice as much or more 

Apple uses NAZI propaganda techniques.

What's even more despicable is that STEVE JOBS IS JEWISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He should know better than to affiliate himself with NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iNazi will be his next product of choice.