My Post-Apocalyptic Survival Squad
With the end of the world approaching(December 21st for those living in the world of common sense), these are the duders and lady-duders I trust my back with.
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Every team needs a doctor right? Well how about a doctor scientist shooting guy who also sings like a siren.
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The muscle. Dude came straight out of a Hong Kong action movie.
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The chef. This girl is like a walking cookbook.
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The motherfucking Batman.
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When he's not spending the rainy days turning dials, he is slicing dudes with his concealed katana.
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Dude's fought religion AND space zombies. I think he knows what he's doing
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He's blown up worlds. Overlord of the entire netherworld.
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Extra Muscle. Dude be palm slappin' whores.
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Every team needs a useless survivor.
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Zombie slaying tigress and first one to become emergency food. Sorry Snowflake.
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The entire apocalypse is his ho.
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