Note: I was in the doctor's office for like 3 hours when I came up with this. Keep That in mind. I just discovered the horrible meaning to Rebecca Black's Friday.
Note: I was in the doctor's office for like 3 hours when I came up with this. Keep That in mind. I just discovered the horrible meaning to Rebecca Black's Friday.
Every Ark Factory song has a dude rapping. It is pretty much a staple of their songs, along with auto tune and songs about the most banal shit in the world.
" This music video by someone who can't sing has inspired thousands of people who aren't funny. "
Welcome to the internet, where everyone thinks they're next Bob Saget because they act like a tool infront of a camera in their basement talking about the same cat and "haha l0l epic failz xD" videos my socially retarded aunt sends in chain emails filled with animated gifs of sparkles every month.
Also, pointing out the flaws in decade-old games while enthusiastically swearing and drinking vodka bottles filled with water and occasionally using my cousin's beanie babies for prop comedy makes me a connoisseur of videogaming culture and a master of the art of entertainment.
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Asscream, I'm interested in hearing more conspiracy theories from you.
" Hi, I willingly clicked this blog post, willingly read it all and am now complaining about it despite exposing myself to the content on my own free will!!11!!!shiftplusone!!111!!!12!!!!11!!1 Asscream, I'm interested in hearing more conspiracy theories from you. "
I'm sorry I fooled you with that vague headline that included the words "Rebecca" ,"Black", and "Friday" . There was no way you could have known it was about Rebecca Black's song "Friday". I was really hoping this would make me the next Conan, thats why I spent so long formulating this while I was sick at the doctor's office and writing up in 5 mins. I am really pleased about all the constructive feedback I have received from my peers because making snide comments about a work of such magnificent quality while they are alone at their computers on a Friday night really shows really shows I have a lot of improvements to make as a comedian and a human being.
PS Nic Cage gave me a Book of Secrets you might want to see. Meet me inside the Washington Monument. Make sure your not followed.
" This music video by someone who can't sing has inspired thousands of people who aren't funny. "
Welcome to the internet, where everyone thinks they're next Bob Saget because they act like a tool infront of a camera in their basement talking about the same cat and "haha l0l epic failz xD" videos my socially retarded aunt sends in chain emails filled with animated gifs of sparkles every month. "
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