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Now to wait until they get the microtransaction hooks to use the Sad Trombone in game.

Yo, there was a whole plot point cut from an early draft of Return of the Jedi, possibly written in when David Lynch (!) was a potential director, where the ghost of Obi-wan urged Luke to never go out into the Endor night. Some people say it was a monologue that rivaled Quint's speech about the USS Indianapolis in Jaws. It was nixed because Alec Guinness objected to associating such a harrowing tale to "fucking muppets".

PS: None of that is true, except the David Lynch part.

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We learned a lot about ourselves, Halo, calzones, and international orange pants.

"...fuck." INDEED.

If I wasn't about to get crazy deep into Dragon Quest IV-VI, I might be up for this. Cockfighting with monsters from Japanese mythos? Sure!

That was a seriously good Commando moment around 1:29 with Dan doing both Matrix and Bennett's lines.

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But yeah, as long as they just keep it on the superficial junk, I'll tolerate it.

For those who don't have time for the whole show: The House always wins.