Ahh yes. This new style the website has going is just... great. Putting the two biggest flaws aside, the HUGE feed(Even while everything is on private, this big-ass list just remains to be there.) and the fine sidebar next to my blogs keeping me updated on the rest. Someone thought it was a bright idea to let the user scroll down the feed that came straight from Hell and FINALLY find the links to his/her friends' blogs.

For the... four people who still are active enough to put their hands on the keyboard and tack up a witty comment,  for you a small update on life. And to the other... six people who read this stuff and can't be assed; Hai.

Anyway, I kicked back a little on this website for two reasons. One being mentioned above, the wall of incoherent crap. Two, I'm on my ladyfriends' laptop as my delighted PC died for the 14th time. Dutch people and technology. We could've caused the Big Bang if it weren't a theory, we'd simply claim we were trying to bake interstellar pies.

Nonetheless, the ladyfriend is turning into a stereotype pregnant woman. As if life doesn't torture me enough as it is for not using one of them things. Now I have to endure mood swings the size of Hurricane Katrina and I currently work as the feeder of Munchzilla. But being the man in all of this, I guess I have to be simple and just take it. Just like I have to drive to this specific Chinese restaurant all the way down in Brooklyn, to get her a truckload of chinese food. JUST to drive back to Jersey, to find out I went to the wrong place and that I have to drive another six miles from Jersey back to Brooklyn, to get the same meal, from another different place that sells the same crap.

If there is a God... Which I doubt, considering I called 555-SMITE-ME-NOW-YOU-OLD-TWISTED-BASTARD a dozen times...

Hai to you too.

SERENITY NOW!

Things will get better man.

Love the source of your material... have fun with the baby and both... may the spirit have mercy on your soul, but what do I know.

You think the pregnancy is hard?  Wait until the baby gets here.
Nonetheless, congrats again... I'm sure things will be just fine.

4 + 6 = 46

That's 0 more than 47, but if you add that zero to 46, you have 460.

Repeat twice and you get... 46,000! So you have 46,000 readers but not an amount equal to or greater than 47.

As I've just mathematically proven, life is awesome and so are you. Be optimistic, and keep it brain dead.

I could leave a witty comment
I could say something about The Rangers

However all I can say is, get your ass a copy of NHL 09. It will make all your problems go away.

They're powered by pancakes and booze!

So you're going to keep the baby?

Well look on the bright side - at least she's healthy! My mother was one of those vomit all the time, can barely do much of anything, pregnant ladies when she was having my little sister. Then she'd binge eat and mood swing the whole way through... it wasn't pretty at all. Nonetheless, congrats and here's hoping that life remembers us little people don't like being kicking toys all the time.

Man i'm starting to fuckin' loathe myself (if not even more) 'cus im starting to actually get used to thisre-design.