You know, I'm always kind of late when it comes to Nintendo. And that's for a couple of reasons:

- Nintendo is so rich, they could very well buy Belgium, the Moon and all your base. But they won't. Those bastards.
- Nintendo is oftenly a victim of very random insults that make no sense at all. Which doesn't make any sense. And neither did that.
- The Wii sucked.

But there's all this rambling about this Bob fella who has a sick obsession with this Reggie fella' who caused this Bob fella' to go mentally haywire about this Reggie fella' who then caused this Bob fella' to close himself into his closet for 100 days... Who then caused this Reggie fella' to become a well known conspiracy theorist. Who eventually turned out to be this Bob fella'...

ITS TOO DAMN MUCH!
WTF R GOIN ONN!?
THIS. IS. SPARTA!

Anyway.

Allow me to quote some stuff that potentially could blow your mind.
Literally.
Seriously.

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"Sometime in the next 20 days, I am going to reveal information with the potential to completely destroy Nintendo, simply for my own enjoyment.

Do you hear me, Mr. Iwata? Mr. Miyamoto? Mr. Yamauchi?
I know the truth.
Why don't you ask NOA? I told the entire company everything on day 10.
I even told them about THAT a month ago.
Don't tell me they didn't tell you! Those fools!"

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Nintendo then replied with: "You can't destroy us. We are God. We have that what is unpronounceable last names. We are Yuu.".
That was my sad attempt at fucking quotes up. Screw you.


Hell, his entire website is filled with this hatred against Nintendo. For as far as I'm aware, he's the Leeroy Jenkins of Nintendo. He's there to sprawl endless bullshit to make your mind go "KAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM". Heck, either this guy is a skilled conspiracy theorist or one hell of a bullshitter with some game developing skills. (Note: He does make some interesting stuff, afterall.)

And all this guy wants to have is the SDK from Nintendo.
Which is kinda like Adam and Eve asking God for a condom.
It's not gonna happen, it's not gonna work and YOURE DOING IT WRONG!

Allow me to quote something else, it's from three days ago. And if you haven't read this(like yours truely), you're late to the party. Like yours truely.

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"This is the end of my pitch to Nintendo of America- which Mr. Tom Prata, Senior Director of Project Development, authorized on Feb 22, 2008.
Thanks to all Nintendo staff and to Nintendo's PR department for allowing this to continue as long as it has.

If Nintendo decides not to proceed, "bob's game"will be released for iPhone, Android, and possibly OpenPandora, XBLA, Steam, and PSP.
I am a Nintendo fan, and I would like to see "bob's game"released on the Nintendo DS more than any of these systems.
Please let Nintendo knowif you would like to show your support for "bob's game" being released on the DS.

In this age of nearly infinite information flow and instant turnover, getting a message out there is nearly impossible, even with millions of dollars for advertising.
Yet I have succeeded at this and caught the attention of nearly the entire online gaming world- from a locked room with a cell phone and no budget whatsoever.

If this does not demonstrate to Nintendo the determination, passion, creativity, and ingenuity that I am capable of, then I don't know what will.
Unorthodox, of course. I had to do something completely new, something that hadn't been tried before- and it worked.
bobsgame.com has now had over 1 million unique visitors. My mission has been a success.
In other words,
Thank Yuu for playing.

THANKS, REGGIE!"
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Nintendo then replied with: "Determination, creativity and ingenuity is not what Nintendo is nor is what Nintendo seeks. Bob, we have been pumping the life out of the same little plumber for nearly twenty-four years. Where the hell have you been?".
Yes.


And this seems to be from yesterday...

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It turns out it was, in fact, aliens.
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Nintendo then replied with: "WHAAATTTHHEEFUUUCCKKKKBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM*nuclear explosion*/*Bang on the Drum all day starts playing*".
Oh yes.




In the end, having a go at trying to get back at all of... this.
I see one desperate motherfucker who's about to go WHAAATTTHHEEFUUUCCKKKKBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM*nuclear explosion*/*Bang on the Drum all day starts playing*.

... Maybe I just don't understand this madness.
Maybe he really just wants the SDK and goes off like a MySpace addict.