Yeah, I totally lured you in with that title, didn't I? You've just proven that people aren't just complaining, but stereotypically bashing the game, because tearing Braid new holes has gone old, and even if it hasn't - You're wrong anyway.

Just to calm your rage down a bit, which is probably caused by the fact that my title totally lured your ass inhere; Castle Crashers is indeed broken. Yes, even I have to admit that. BUT!
Yes, the 'but' that successfully allows me to create a snappy comeback and still, afterall, avenge my loss at trying to say "It's only half broken..."

Don't be such a stereotypical bastard, and use the following words TOGETHER in a sentance, and I'm nice enough to already set them in order for you:
"The", "Online", "Is", "Busted", "True.", "The", "Single-player", "However" and "Isn't".

I've only played the single-player part, as well... Quite frankly, I can't join a single damn match as it will kick me out upon arrival. So, I kept it with the single-player. As... uhh... I had no other choice. But back to the point I'm tryin' to make; I've played as the "Gray Knight" since I unlocked it, and currently I'm at level 27. Not once, has the game frozen on me. Not once, did I come across a glitch. All there's to it is a difficulty level that goes all over the place as if it's the female "time of the month".

From some easy run-through a level with hordes and hordes of enemies, to end up going to the next one where just THREE near-unbeatable enemies come outta' nowhere to tear me a new asshole.

So, the single-player is just fine. Like any other game, there might be a glitch here, and a crash there - But hell, with your "IT ARE BROKEN!" sprees, people now all seem to think "HOLY JESUS! IT'S COMPLETELY BUSTED!". Close, but you're only half right. And to be quite frank, if your reasoning behind wanting to buy it is to play it online, and nothing else - Then I'd be pretty accurate when I say "You miss social skills, don't you?".

The single player's as close as it'll get, and seeing that you've bought the game - Why don't you just calm the hell down, and play the goddamned single player 'til that goddamned patch arrives?

Sure, they released a half-working game.
But, A HALF WORKS!

...You aughta try that half, you ignorant fool. And be fuckin' patient already. Considering that just about any gaming-press website has effectivly tore The Behemoth several new assholes; Mindlessly yelling "ITS TEH FAIL FOR IT ARE FAWKIN BROKEN!" ain't gonna make them piss their pants in fear for the dissapointment you're in right now.

Alright, you're pissed that you've spend fifteen bucks on something that's only half-working.
Lemme counter-bitch to that;

What about those people who spend 65$ on True Crime: New York City, the game where people wrote GUIDES for to avoid glitches?
What about those people that bought Saints Row upon release, for 60$, with the biggest damn lag online since the coming of the internet?
What about those people who bought The Shivering Isles for 30$, and got their entire Oblivion save file deleted seven hours after?
What about those people that spend 800MS points for the Crackdown DLC, that if inmediatly used online after the purchase, deleted their save file?

There was alot of complaining, indeed
But Castle Crashers is a 15$ situation that has gotten more damn attention than ALL FOUR OF THESE!

Seriously.

Get.
The.
Fuck.
Over.
It.

It happened to all of us.
It'll be fixed for all of us.

Oh, and don't bring up that "But we waited for 2 years!" story, or I'll Too Human on your ass. If we're not allowed to complain about the sheer shitty-ness that is Too Human, you, shush about the sheer shitty-ness Castle Crashers' online is.