... ITS THE COMPUTER THAT NEEDS FIXING, NOT WINDOWS! SO STOP SMOOCHING ME INTO BUYING VISTA, YOU ZIT-RIDDLED ASSHOLE! A VERY MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO!

*continues to grumble at the guy of the PC Repair Centre after my computer died for the 9th time, thanks to the incompetent actions of Sir Douchebag who swears that it still is Windows that causes these errors, even though all the error codes I collected together clearly prove him wrong.*