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Yes, Thanksgiving.

Where all Americans gather around their family table, roast a bird, drink something and shoot the occasional Indian. Yeah, as you can tell... I ain't 100% American, so I didn't inherit two "traditional" American things: A load of history blabber, always followed up by "Black Friday" and... The only part of Thanksgiving I care for is the grub.

Infact, I think the latter one is about as American as it can get. Who gives a damn about history and how we westerners want to own all land on this planet when there's golden-roasted bird on the table? That's what I thought so.

Nontheless, a few things summed up in bullet-point fashion which we all joyfully nicked from a guy called ArtG. Someone's got to edit Wikipedia, they still swear that the bulletpoints were added with MS Notepad around a decade ago. ArtG made bulletpoints, like Jon Stewart made Mike Huckabee. Did I just drift off again?

  • I finally completed Far Cry 2. And the ending really... Lemme put it this way. You walk somewhere, and the game literally ends. Strange finale... Even though the freelance butchering of nearly all the leaders was about time after having driven 1000+ miles according to the stats screen. I wasn't planning on driving to Kentucky from New York when I bought the game... Still I virtually did so.
  • Also I completed both Left 4 Dead and Fallout 3. Left 4 Dead was a pain in the ass. They upped the difficulty a bit from the demo, making the game virtually impossible to complete with 2 people and 2 AI's on Advanced. Hell, Expert's gonna be a bitch. And I didn't really finish Fallout 3 as in reaching the credits, I was told it was better to... complete the side-quests and stuff before nailing the end. "Abrupt stop"-much.
  • .... What the fuck is it with nearly all games having to end with "YOU DID IT! ... Now start over, fool."?
  • The both of my computers have shit themselves inside out in the past five days, and now I'm typing this from my girlfriend's laptop. I hate these little keyboards.
  • Did I ever mention that I'm dating someone? Oh yes... A New Jersey gal, very busy, great cook. <Insert U DONT HAZ IT line here>
  • A Kingdom for Keflings is one weird game... Though, I somewhat like it. It's got something addicting to it.
  • Also, the Far Cry 2 DLC. As much as I love the point-click-pwn-a-bitch crossbow, the silenced shotgun and the handcannon 12-guage PISTOLSLOT shotgun... 800PTS for 3 guns, 2 vehicles and 4 dumbass maps is what defines "A GODDAMN RIPOFF!" in any way.
  • I'm off to get my bird at the ladyfriend's place. Yes, I'm completely taking the cooking part for granted. I can't even bake a single egg without making a towering inferno out of my apartment.


Also, seeing as I got reminded to it...

I still have a Wii with Wii-Fit, a nunchuck-thing, two additional controllers and a nice plastic bag to go with it. 100 bucks and it's yours. Shipping fees outside the New York state are yours. Internationally... Well, it's Thanksgiving. I should be nice. Yes, tough luck. Unless you're Canadian. Nontheless, someone sold it to me for 50 bucks over six months ago. Seeing as I was curious, I bought the little LCD-killer. Seeing as I don't like it for one bit, I wanna get rid of it.

Six months ago, a certain friend offered to buy it. Amongst a whole lot of other things... the greedy fuck. As he never bought it, the offer still stands. Please buy it. Hell, not even a single soul on eBay actually made a serious attempt to buy it.
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