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My Predictions for the "Little Big Planet Craze"

We have blogs from people saying they've played the game for 17 hours straight.....


(On an off topic note, stop this bullshit support of people whom make claims to playing video games in excess of 10 hours or more. This isn't something that can be considered an achievement, it's a grand waste of time and it's unhealthy. Seriously people, playing a game for 17 hours out of 24 is not a fucking accomplishment. Even the most socially inept person would see that as sad.....seriously.)

 Now that that's out of the way!


Here are my predictions for this Little Big Planet "Craze".

 Much like Spore, Age of Conan, and which ever other games people clinged to for about a week and then stopped caring about.

You will buy Little Big Planet. You will realize that the editor requires too much effort and (No offense) actual knowledge of design to make anything "good". You will probably enjoy the game just fine, making random levels of stuff that really doesn't make any coherent sense, but once that tides over, back to the shelf it goes. Sigh......I'm not hating on the game itself, I'm just tired of these one to two week excitement bits that seem to fade once the actual game is out for a bit. I mean, people talked about Spore in the same vein, and I can't think of one person who started playing Spore, who still IS playing Spore. 

 Just my thoughts >_>

 

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"We Have Your Shit."

The most over rated movie of 2008? Yup!
The most over rated movie of 2008? Yup!
- Burn After Reading was a huge disappointment to me. I saw it in a theatre for six dollars on Saturday, and was shocked at how little comedy there actually is in this film. There were about three hilarious moments, (Dildo chair) but this was supposed to be a fucking COMEDY....A RETURN TO BIG LEBOWSKI FORM......and god, it isn't that at all. It seems as if the Coen Brothers went out of their way to create this ensemble of actors only to have them participate in a convoluted mess of a movie, which has so many dry spots of lackluster dialogue that you'll be pressed to not fall asleep during the first half hour. How can a movie that only had a handful of comedic scenes be the and I quote, "FUNNIEST MOVIE OF 2008!" from most critics? Granted, I did laugh pretty heavily at two scenes in particular, but I could not escape the lack of character depth and completely asinine story.  Overall, the moments stated above make the movie almost worth seeing, but keep in mind that this is NOT another Coen's classic. (AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO THE COCK SUCKER ON IMDB WHO RUINED ONE OF THE BEST SCENES IN THE MOVIE FOR ME.)

 Seriously people, if you're in the mood for a good comedy at a theatre, Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder are the way to go. I only suggest "Burn After Reading" if you can catch an early show for five or six dollars. Considering that five or six dollars can really only buy you the services of a Tranny for about five minutes, OR a small amount of Cocaine, there are worse things you can do with that amount of money than see "Burn After Reading".

Grade: 6.0/10

Potential Nominations: Best Supporting Actress for Frances McDormand.

(Here are just some quick notes about my gripes and likes of the film)

- I give it up, George Clooney actually wasn't horrible.

- Frances McNormand is great in this as she usually is in most movies.

- Brad Pitt's character made for one hilarious scene and a handful of minor "Chuckle" worthy ones. His part is too brief though.

- The story is very lackluster considering that the Coen's previous films have had excellent screen-plays.

- For a 96 minute movie, it can drag on quite a bit.

- Tilda Swinton is completely out of place in this movie. Her accent alone created a rather large disconnect for me.

- Dildo chair.

- The Big Lebowski references were nice if you caught them.

- The satire that the movie tries to make about government incompetence works fairly well. (This was done with a nice cameo from J.K Simmons.)


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Bruce's Poll of the Day.

If you know a key plot point to a movie, do you go and see it any way despite that?


(Let's just say, some mother fucker on the IMDB main page posted a major spoiler to burn after reading.)


 What do you guys think?

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Bullets: Music Style.

- I have obtained the "Chinese Democracy" leak everyone has been "Raving" about. My thoughts? After listening to about 3-4 songs, (This is going to sound insane but....) imagine if Axl Rose sang Billy Joel's greatest hits with some guitar backing him up. YEAH.

- I was given an advance copy of "Death Magnetic" by Metallica and after listening to a 9 minute instrumental called "Redemption & Suicide", I can say, it's Metallica alright.

- I've discovered two new modern groups. The first is MGMT. Here is a great song by them, entitled "Time to Pretend". Some say the song is about Global Warming. (I call bullshit on that)but  I THINK it's just about the endless cycle of what hoping for more than you'll ever have can lead to. In other words, absolutely nothing.

  


- The second song is by a very odd group by the name of Crystal Castles. They hail from Canada, but these guys are so Indie I doubt Denis or any other Canadians on here have even heard of them. If you have great, if not, they're a duo who makes experimental music using Atari soundchips and synths. Awesome combo don't you think? Their self titled debut album features a song called "Vanished", and I LOOOOOOOOOVE it. I'll list the lyrics below because the singer is slightly hard to understand. I haven't listened to the entire albums from these bands, but I will listen to both of them tomorrow and give my impressions. They seem just from these songs to be bands of great interest.

  


"Lyrics to Vanished by Crystal Castles"



[Verse 1]
In the dark , We come out and play
We are its children, And were here to stay
Running through , Hungry for strays
No invitation, take me away
Im not cruel, But thats still what you see
Club to club, Come see this city with me
Hungry for life, Without your pity
I dont want it, But you give it

Still cant say she wont start up
Still cant say she wont start up a fight
You go city
Cause in the city of life she cant she cant wait

[Verse 2]
In the darkness, A killer awaits
To kill a life, And the lies you make
You do another, So this death can live
Just keep on dancing, To the movie your in
The smell of your sweat, Just lures me in
Your heartbeat, Does sing to me
Running feet, Beats my blood
My ghost inside you, Soon will be

Still cant say she wont start up
Still cant say she wont start up a fight
You go city
Cause in the city of life she cant she cant wait

Hungry for strays, hungry for life, no invitate your pity
[x8]

I dont want sex but you give it

Still cant say she wont start up
Still cant say she wont start up a fight
You go city
Cause in the city of life she cant she cant wait [x2]

[Verse 3]
Now its over, You've taken your life
The dark grows thin, And I'm left to hide
I don't regret it, But its sad anyway
Now were both dead, And scared of the black
This life of games, And diligent trust
Its the things we do, Or the things we must
Im now tired of being cussed
So go sleep forever end to dust
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So, you like blowing shit up?

 Here I am at a crossroads in my life. I have Mercs 2 on one side of the proverbial fence. A full priced sixty dollar game which isn't really DEEP in any way, and also has several wonderful glitches that make trying to play the game at times, a little rough to say the least. On the other side of this metaphorical fence I speak of, I have "Runescape HD". Runescape HD allows me to click  some stuff, fish some Lobsters, do some quests, and it's free. Mercs 2 on the other hand, is very shallow, not very fun, is unpolished as all hell, and makes me mad at times. ^_^

 I believe I'd rather play Runescape.


 So, let's talk about Runescape for a bit. A friend of mine IM'd me about thirty fucking times to sign up for an account on Runescape. This happened roughly eight days ago. I started playing the game and leveling up my fishing skill. After playing for only an hour, I was already level 15 or so. I continued playing for about 1 to 2 hours a day and eventually ended up with a character that reads as follows.

Level 48: Full Rune Equipment

40 Str
40 Def
40 Atk
54 Fishing
50 Cooking

and about 200k in the bank in addition to all my nice baby blue Rune equipment.


 Don't you just love a game that's all about instant gratification? In 8 days I've already obtained all the stuff that most players take months to be able to afford. Fishing Lobsters works!

Here are my other thoughts and views on stuff.

- Mercs 2 is not worth any amount of money. It's a decent rental, but canned explosions and pretty fire does not make up for shallow game-play, bad animation, very bad camera, controls, THE FUCKING LIST GOES ON!

- I saw Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder. Both are good movie comedies. The "Brokeback Mountain" esque fake trailer featuring Robert Downey JR in the beginning of Tropic Thunder was worth the ten dollars alone.

- I purchased the Diablo 2 expansion from Ebay for five dollars. I installed it, and it deleted my character saves. I did make a new character, but since Runescape is so similar to Diablo, I find myself not playing it as much.

- Bands with members in their mid-40's need to stop......I mean, Metallica has about 9 studio albums (I think), why can't you just pick any one of them to listen to? In the end, do we really need a new Metallica album?

- The NBA Live demo is pretty good. They're trying to slow the game down this year, make it seem more like 2k's game. I was shocked when I saw that they fixed most of the animation issues that have been a consistent problem with the 360 versions of Live. I LIKE SPORTS, SUE ME!

- I actually enjoyed the demo more than Mercs 2 to be perfectly honest. :)


Here's a nice little video to tide you over while I finish homework and make more money in Runescape.

  



 Yeah........
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