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July 8, 2009
Feb. 21, 2009
  • ColMustard replied to the topic I'm worried now in the Mass Effect 2 board.
    I like the loot shepard theory... seriously though, the shouldnt kill him off. hes one of the best main characters this generation.  Much better than a lot of the stereotypical brutish leads out there.
    8 months, 2 weeks ago
Feb. 20, 2009
  • bobbleheads were a biatch to find... I call liar to anyone who says they didn't use a guide of some type.
    8 months, 3 weeks ago
  • ColMustard replied to the topic Opinions on how to proceed in the Fallout 3 board.
    I was an idiot with the achievments and forgot to keep any saves to get neutral/bad at the different levels... luckily I saved on at level 19.  Im in the same boat as you. I was at the last mission, ready to go with about 5 side quests remaining at level 20.  I did my sidequests and then beat the game.  My goal now is to play all three DLC's ...
    8 months, 3 weeks ago
Feb. 7, 2009
Jan. 29, 2009
  • ColMustard replied to the topic Fallout 3 Must Have Game? in the Fallout 3 board.
    I finished Fallout a couple weeks ago and now Im playing through Fable... Honestly, both games kinda compliment each other as they are both oposite in their subject matter and really RPG game styles.  What I'm saying is that I really like them both for different reasons... If you put a gun to my head and said, "pick one!" I wouldn't hesitate in picking Fallout 3... Gritty, funny, addicting, huge...
    9 months, 1 week ago
Jan. 28, 2009
  • ColMustard replied to the topic My only problem with the DLC... in the Fallout 3 board.
    Jayge said: "AndrewGaspar said: "Jayge said: "AndrewGaspar said: "Didn't mean to start a flame war, guys.ColMustard stop being a douche."You shoulda bought it the superior version of it""I used to go to system wars and everybody else but me was soooooooooo lame."STFU. You're just making yourself sound like a douche." Gaspar, he's not being a douche. He's stating a fact. Drop it." I'm not complaining about him saying the PS3 ...
    9 months, 1 week ago
Jan. 25, 2009
  • I don't own a HDTv so bluray is nothing more than a useless add-in.  The one or two great exclusives that Sony has don't warrant a 300 dollar purchase.  The biggest thing is just that being a 360 owner, I get the best library of games as well as the best online and my preference for controller.  Unfortunatly Sony has really done nothing to separate itself from being the XBOX ...
    9 months, 2 weeks ago
  • ColMustard commented on Sweep's topic Use A Condom
    Those condom animals don't feel it though...
    9 months, 2 weeks ago
  • ColMustard replied to the topic Tranquility lane 's novelty *Spoiler* in the Fallout 3 board.
    PureRok said: "Weird... the first thing I thought of when I appeared in Tranquility Lane was The Twilight Zone. The place was actually kind of freaking me out." oh absolutly... Thats why I loved it. The smile on my face realizing that this place was gonna most likely turn out like a twilight zone episode was awesome... what was the episod where the husband and wife are running around their ...
    9 months, 2 weeks ago
  • Vinchenzo said: "Mediocre achievements for a mediocre game. Count me in." What the HELL is a "mediocre achievement?"
    9 months, 2 weeks ago
Jan. 23, 2009
  • ColMustard replied to the topic Gary! in the Fallout 3 board.
    Gary met Mr. Sawed Off in my game... good times.
    9 months, 2 weeks ago
  • ColMustard replied to the topic Easiest way to gain karma? in the Fallout 3 board.
    I believe giving scrap metal to Walter in Megaton and NOT accepting caps for it will work as well.... Careful though, Walter took a long walk off a short ledge in my game and basically killed himself... I cried.
    9 months, 2 weeks ago
  • ColMustard replied to the topic Sniper Rifle? in the Fallout 3 board.
    I enjoyed the sniper rifle a great deal, though they were hard to maintain due to limited availability.  Thing is, they worked really well as a short range weapon in situations and in VATS.  I strongly suggest having one in Yao Guai and Deathclaw infested areas, as you can squeeze off 2 or three rounds before they even know what hit em'
    9 months, 2 weeks ago
Jan. 18, 2009
  • ColMustard replied to the topic My only problem with the DLC... in the Fallout 3 board.
    Jayge said: "BananaKid said: "ColMustard said: "AndrewGaspar said: "My problem with the DLC is that it's not coming to PS3. =P" you shoulda bought it the superior version of it..." That's right, you should have got it for PC!loltroll" He's not trolling, he's stating a simple fact. People who bought it for the PS3 are royally fucked." its ok, my yesteryears were spent in the wretched hive of scum and ...
    9 months, 3 weeks ago
  • ColMustard replied to the topic My only problem with the DLC... in the Fallout 3 board.
    BananaKid said: "ColMustard said: "AndrewGaspar said: "My problem with the DLC is that it's not coming to PS3. =P" you shoulda bought it the superior version of it..." That's right, you should have got it for PC!loltroll" haha... sure. Whichever version has the DLC is the "superior" version right?
    9 months, 3 weeks ago
Jan. 17, 2009
  • ColMustard replied to the topic Walking..? in the Fallout 3 board.
    AKA... DROP SOME WEIGHT!!! combine (repair) the same guns at all times, this improves their quality and drops weight.  Also works with Armor.  Don't pick up garbage  you dont need... be wise about your inventory and you shouldnt have a problem... oh and fast travel.
    9 months, 3 weeks ago
Jan. 16, 2009
  • ColMustard replied to the topic Xbox Live Cards 29.99 !!
    RHCPfan24 said: "Oh, it's all gone.  And how convenient that I need to renew in a month. " same here... fuck!
    9 months, 3 weeks ago
  • ColMustard replied to the topic My only problem with the DLC... in the Fallout 3 board.
    AndrewGaspar said: "My problem with the DLC is that it's not coming to PS3. =P" you shoulda bought it the superior version of it...
    9 months, 3 weeks ago
Added by ColMustard on Dec. 1, 2008

Never thought I'd be able to say it, but I fucking love me some Fallout 3... The game just rocks.  It scratches every itch that Mass Effect didn't, namely side missions and inventory management.  I honestly thought after the brilliant opening the game would settle in and be kinda shoot, kill, find, achievment points, repeat, but oh how wrong I am... its so much more.  The game makes you care about the plight of these people in the "wastes" and with the setting of D.C. it makes you want to stand on top of the capitol steps or gaze from the top of the washington monument.  Its just a beautiful game all around... With the addition of the 09' console exclusive DLC, Im going to be loving this game for a very long time.


Added by ColMustard on Sept. 7, 2008

I wanted to get at least 25-30 hours in before I reviewed it so I could be as honest and accurate as possible.... Now off to play some more....  Look in my profile to see.


Added by ColMustard on Aug. 20, 2008

Too Human was a game I'd been waiting for since about 05'.  Say what you want about 10 year dev. and such, I've been interested in the game since the launch of the 360.  I like Silicon Knights games (Eternal Darkness is one of the best games Ive ever played).  I actually think Dennis Dyack is a pretty respectable guy, who speaks his mind.  I loved the demo... loved it.  So, why then was I sitting around doubt whether or not to buy this game?  Review sites... Gamespot... Game Informer... etc.... I'm breaking my most fundamental rule... I'LL be the judge!  When I saw a 5.5 from Gamespot last night I said, wow!! this game is Jeckel and Hyde because that demo I played was AAA quality.  I'm confused, until the most unlikely of supporters reminded me why I waited so long for this game... enter Kevin Periera.  The co-host of Attack of the Show on g4 drops this megaton of reality into my lap and he completely illigitimizes almost every major review publication going. 

It was a shot of reality that this game needed to remind us that these reviewers have one lonely little opinion and that ours is just as powerful.  I like reading reviews, always will, but sorry, Im going with my gut on this one... Too Human is a buy for me.

Kevin Periera Video


Added by ColMustard on Aug. 15, 2008

....And Im off.  Gonna go and retrieve the stolen car.  The police officer said there isn't anything wrong with it other than no plate and no keys.  Its an hour and a half away....  Special thanks to Darth Zew and his willingness to retrieve and dispose of the body parts of those responsible...


Added by ColMustard on Aug. 14, 2008

ColMustard 7:30 am... ZZZZZzzzzzz.........        *SCREEEAAMMM*      "what is it honey...?"  ColMustards Wife: "My car is gone!!!!!!!!"

Are you kidding me... how the hell does a fucking car just get up and walk away from your driveway while your sleeping?  Assholes, thats how.
In case my soapboxing is unreadable, my wifes car got stolen yesterday morning and I'm pretty upset about it.  We live in a very nice neighborhood, quiet, kids playing, people walking their dogs and someone  walks up to my house and steals my wifes car.  Whats worse, they stole another car just to get to my car, leave the other car and steal mine.  Needless to say, my day yesterday consisted of changing every lock on my house, new garage doors openers and arming an alarm.  arg... humanity is so lost.


ColMustard's Reviews
Vastly missunderstood... (X360)
I'm going to start off this review by doing something I don't normally like to do... tell you the negatives.  Too Human sometimes gives you the feeling of being a bit of a "Frankenstein" type of game, almost as if you can feel how long this game was in development.  ...
Reviewed by ColMustard on Sept. 7, 2008
A Masterpeice... (X360)
Simply put, if you haven't experienced Mass Effect then you really haven't entered the "now" generation.  From its incredible scale to its dialogue to the wonderfully written characters and themes, Mass Effect is a golden god.  You are Commander Shepard, charged with freeing the galaxy from an evil rougue specter ...
Reviewed by ColMustard on July 31, 2008


Date Joined: July 23, 2008
City: Agawam
Gender: Male
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jakob187 19 hours, 55 minutes ago
jakob187 would like to remind folks that he's pissed about the PC version of MW2. Doesn't mean he won't be rockin' the fuck out of the console version!
Jayge 2 weeks, 1 day ago
Jayge is BEING FOLLOWED BY AN AGENT. AAAAAAAAAAH.
PureRok 3 weeks, 2 days ago
PureRok is sitting here bored, trying to figure out what to do.
Drebin_893 2 months, 2 weeks ago
THE COVER UP!
GoranP 4 months, 2 weeks ago
GoranP is working on Salmon Nation
BiggerBomb 6 months, 3 weeks ago
BiggerBomb wants to the weekend so he can new games; probably Dead Space.
darthzew 8 months, 1 week ago
darthzew is searching your closet... HOLY CRAP! It's NARNIA!
JohnFKennedy 1 year, 2 months ago
if a moderator looks at this because of the image I uploaded to Abraham Lincoln: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! I might have clicked the wrong image or something but I swear I had an awesome Lincoln picture!