Alright, I'm just gonna be plain and simple here. 
 
There is a fucking possum (OR POSSUMS) stuck in my wood heater in the lounge room. 
 
First, I hear a rustling and look through the glass door and this big furry mass drops down from the chimney and into the heater. Great. Dead possum gonna stink up my hose OR SO I THOUGHT. 
 
I then realize that there is no clear way to the chimney through the top of the heater so now I have 2 problems. 
 
1) Dead possum threatening to stink up the house.
2) How the HELL did it get in there. 
 
I go on cleaning the house, thinking I'll just deal with it later but no, the plot thickens.  
 
The possum is alive. Alive and well. Inside the impenetrable heater. How the hell am I going to deal with this super human possum capable of passing through solid concrete.  
 
I've got a few mates round and I think we are going to make a 'track' to the front door for it to run out of but we have NO IDEA how to make a possum track. 
 
Pics incoming. We're too busy freaking out.   
 
Update: Pics of the beast.