• Cretaceous_Bob posted a message in the forum topic Give me your Sunshine and Smiles!!. on the General Discussion board

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a new blog.
    We Are Always Dreaming

    Anyone who has a large interest in story-driven video games has a problem with reality. Maybe reality sucks. Maybe reality is just boring. Maybe reality is perfectly fine, but the person in question a...

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message in the forum topic you guys worried about Ebola?. on the Off-Topic board

    There are more people in the US who've died this year so far from being intentionally poisoned than from Ebola, so my plan is to catch Ebola to kill the inevitable assassins that are coming for me.

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message on the post Bayonetta 2 Review.

    I really like this kind of game and I really liked Bayonetta 1... too bad I'll never get to play the apparently great sequel.

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message on the post Unprofessional Fridays: 10/03/2014.

    So that story Rorie told about the 100 Grand candy bar and the radio station tricking people with it? When I was in 4th or 5th grade my school did that to us. Told the kids that they were going to hav...

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message in the forum topic EA's Giving Away Dragon Age: Origins. on the Dragon Age: Origins board

    Considering there have been sales where you can get the whole Origins package -- DLC and all -- for $10-$20, I can't imagine who wouldn't have this already who would want to play a 40 hour RPG.

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message on the post Giant Bomb vs. a Roller Coaster.

    For some reason I really like that they had the entire train to themselves, and yet they sat right next to each other. Oh, and yeah, this is the dumbest thing I could never think of so this website i...

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message in the forum topic Feels like I'm dying for no good reason. on the Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor board

    When you take out your bow it slows down time; you can easily dodge a little way out of combat and headshot any archers that are annoying you and keep your combo going.

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message in the forum topic Are you going to play this on a PC or Next Gen Console?. on the Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor board

    Playing it on a PC with an i5-3570k and a R9 290, looks real nice and runs real smooth at 1080p. Everything's on the highest setting. Haven't had a problem with it in 10 hours. There was some grousin...

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message in the forum topic Reviews are coming today. on the Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor board

    @l33t_haxor said: @ravelle said: Destructoid 6. Destructoid 2nd opinion: Fuck. I may actually pay $50 for this game now. I can't tell you when the last time I paid full price for a game was.

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message in the forum topic This is apparently out for real now. Has anyone tried it?. on the Endless Legend board

    Endless Space was incredibly dry. It just felt like numbers went up and colours changed if one number got too big.

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message on the post Unprofessional Fridays: 09/26/2014.

    I fuckin' love Dan

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message on the post Unfinished: Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth 09/25/2014.

    What the fuck? That's Endless Space's tech tree, dude. You can't do that!

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message in the forum topic The dream is dead. The Cave has been nerfed (Patch Notes). on the Destiny board

    So this is how they make a game with a ten year lifespan.

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message on the post Demo Derby: PlayStation Underground: Volume 3 Issue 3.

    I don't understand how someone could love Slim Jims.

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message in the forum topic Dota 2 Getting a Big Ol' Patch With Rekindling Soul Update. on the Dota 2 board

    @theodacourt said: I guess that's true, but if people with controllers played against other controller people it would be balanced and I've never been good at fighting games but I'm sure some of tho...

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message in the forum topic Can you explain why The Rock (film) is so beloved?. on the Off-Topic board

    It's about as fun as an action movie can be. I still don't really understand how it's a Michael Bay movie. I think this may be a George Lucas sort of thing where he only made good stuff when there we...

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message on the post Quick Look: Velvet Sundown.

    @pr1mus said:3 videos over an hour long in one day is a mistake. I'm guessing a majority of people don't have anywhere near enough time to watch all this and most won't come back to catch up later.Sp...

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message on the post Quick Look: TMNT Training Lair.

    This honestly looks like one of the most fun Kinect games I've ever seen. How sad is that.

  • Cretaceous_Bob posted a message in the forum topic The Best Star Wars Games of All Time!. on the General Discussion board

    I played X Wing Vs Tie Fighter a bunch as a kid and it was the best Star Wars game I ever played. KOTOR is probably a better game, but playing it didn't equal the experience I had as a kid playing X-...