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All thanks to a joke in a Neo Turf Masters LP.

I'm just going to steal someone else joke because it's too good. Neo Gouf Masters.

Dark Forces and Jedi Knight are the only Star Wars things that matter to me. If everything else about the franchise was blinked out of existence, I'd be totally fine with that.

Miner 2094er is a fun name to say.

This was my version of Lode Runner. So good. I spent so many hours in the level editor. I wonder if there is a way to get this version of the game.

My video game announcer of choice would be from the NES version of Rampart.

READY. AIM. FIRE.

Time to get loaded on Satan.

Those explosions explode real good.

This is very much more like SMT than Pokemon.

Here's some an apple fact. There are over 7500 breeds(species?) of apples now.

Also ambrosia apples are the best. They taste like candy and are cheaper than honey crisp.

I've finished the game so I know what happens, but man...