I have a couple about dead babies but I don't want to be the only horrible person in this thread so I shall only present them if someone requests them.
a kid was walking down the street and finds a magic lamp. he rubs it and a genie pops out, the genie says "i can give you one wish of your choosing" to which the kid reply's "i want to be more like batman". so the genie kills his parents
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