I would like to take this moment to rage against a Drive-spamming Noel. I am pissed that my opponent had double my rank based solely on pushing two buttons in "Beginner Mode" online, but even more pissed at the fact that I couldn't counter it enough times to beat that asshole even when I saw him/her/it mashing the exact same combo.
 
That is all. You may now go about your business.