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*Edited for Sandow/Kofi incase the match is bet-able.

I just cannot get beyond 3rd! @joshthebear and @lumley, we coming for you ni...ce people!

Sandow v Kofi

• Sandow (2 pts) - Pin (2 pts)

AJ Lee vs Brie Bella - Divas Championship Match

• AJ Lee (2 pts) - Submission (2 pts) - No (2 pts)

Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs The Usos vs The Shield - Triple Threat Match for the Tag Team Championship

• Goldy Rhodes (2 pts) - Pin (2 pts) - Cody (1 pt) - Jey Uso (1 pt)

CM Punk vs Ryback and Paul Heyman - Two-on-One Handicap Hell in a Cell Match

• CM Punk (2 pts) - Submission (2 pts) - CM Punk (1pt) - Paul Heyman (1 pt) - Yes (2 pts)

Alberto Del Rio vs John Cena - World Heavyweight Championship Match

• Cena (2 pts) - Pin (2 pts) - Yes (2 pts) - No (2 pts)

Los Matadores vs The Real Americans - Tag Team Match

• Los Matadores (2 pts) - Pin (2 pts) - Whichever one Primo is (1 pt) - Swagger (1 pt) - No (2 pts)

Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan - Hell in a Cell Match for the WWE Championship with Shawn Michaels as Special Guest Referee

• Randy Orton (2 pts) - Pin (2 pts) - Yes (2 pts) - Yes (2 pts)

I just don't think Bryan will get it yet, you guys. I can't see Michaels being in the match to help Bryan win with a superkick.. surely it won't go down that simply? Wrestling Logic would just have HHH restart the match if Michaels helps Bryan win. So although it seems the obvious thing to happen, I guess HB Shizzle gifting Orton the title is the likely outcome... especially given RMT lately.

@brodehouse say what you want about Curtis Axel; his entrance pose is awesome, with or without the Triple H spit.

Am I the only person who loved Wyatt's backwards crab spider walk thing? It was super creepy and exactly what he should be. I really would love to him have a shot at 'Taker.. but that's never going to happen.

On the whole, this was supposed to be a throwaway PPV, so with that in mind, I thought it was a fun show. The WWE title finish was lame, sure, but I don't think we expected any clarity anyway.

Rhodes/Shield was brilliant from top to bottom. Cesaro is just a star waiting to be used. RVD/Del Rio had a really fun match for what I expected to be a snooze fest. AJ/Brie had a surprisingly long, watchable match. If I'm honest, the only match that I didn't enjoy was R-Truth/Axel.

And actually, I must admit.. I didn't dig Punk/Ryback much either. The feud is getting a tad stale, and Ryback isn't the way to pep it up. Punk is getting a bit sloppy in the ring, too. That 'clothesline' after the running knee? Awful.

I don't know, maybe because I live in the UK and it was free, I have less qualms about the show than most, but I really enjoyed it.

Dolph Ziggler vs Damien Sandow

Dolph Ziggler (2 pts) - Pinfall (2 pts)

AJ Lee vs Brie Bella

AJ (2 pts) - Submission (2 pts) - No (2 pts)

Kofi Kingston vs Bray Wyatt

Bray Wyatt (2 pts) - Pinfall (2 pts) - Yes (maybe.. I can't see why this match exists if not for Kane to return.) (2 pts)

Curtis Axel vs R-Truth

Curtis Axel (2 pts) - Pinfall (2 pts) - No (2 pts)

Cody Rhodes and Goldust vsThe Shield

Cody Rhodes and Goldust (2 pts) - Pinfall (2 pts) - Cody Rhodes (1 pt) - Seth Rollins (1 pt)

Alberto Del Rio vs Rob Van Dam

Rob Van Dam (2 pts) - Pinfall (2 pts) - No (2 pts) - No (2 pts)

CM Punk vs Ryback

CM Punk (2 pts) - Pinfall (2 pts) - No (2 pts)

Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton

Randy Orton (2 pts) - Pinfall (2 pts) - No (2 pts) - Yes (2 pts)

Also, I planned to steal your formatting, @milkman, and then I realised I agreed with pretty much everything you'd put. If I'm honest, though, I think the results of this PPV are actually quite unpredictable. Plenty of matches could go either way.

EDIT: The Great Khali and Santino Marella vs The Real Americans

The Real Americans (2 pts) - Pin (2 pts) - Cesaro (1 pt) - Marella (1 pt)

Please let Cesaro win a match.

The Prime Time Players vs The Usos vs Tons of Funk vs The Real Americans vs 3MB
Prime Time Players - Pin - Tons of Funk - Real Americans

The Shield vs Turmoil Winners
The Shield - Pin - Roman Reigns - Titus O'Neill

Dean Ambrose vs Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler - Disqualification - Yes

AJ Lee vs Natalya vs Brie Bella vs Naomi
AJ - Roll up of Doom? (so PIN) - Naomi - No

Alberto Del Rio vs Rob Van Dam
Del Rio - Submission - No

CM Punk vs Curtis Axel and Paul Heyman
Paul Heyman/Axel - Pin - Paul Heyman - CM Punk - Yes
(TAKING A HUGE RISK HERE. I can see Punk eliminating Axel and then Heyman have a new guy destroy Punk and let Heyman get the pin. I'm not sure how it will work, but I think they will want to continue this feud. Having Punk finally get revenge would kill the feud. So yeah, I'll take the risk.)

Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan
Randy Orton - Pin - No - Yes

This. I was absolutely gutted that they made Bray look like an incompetent chump. He literally got his ass handed to him. I don't get it at all - especially if Kane is just buggering off to film a horror movie anyway.

Right now, I'm completely fine with what happened involving the WWE title. My ONLY reservation is that we see a repeat of Ziggler/Del Rio. Ziggler losing so soon during a double turn made me worry, but it seemed it was to serve as a build for Ziggler's character and that he'd be in embroiled in an ongoing feud. A PPV or two down the line and he is back in mixed tags..

I know there's no way that this will happen with Bryan and the McMahons, but seeing Ziggler cash in and seemingly become a star, only to be dropped so soon has me worried we won't get the 'Bryan Moment' that was oh so dickishly teased last night.

But regardless, great show. Punk/Lesnar, I thought, was brilliant. Easily Lesnar's best match since returning. Bryan's running knee strike thing has to become a Sweet-Chin Music-esque finisher. It looked brutal. The only thing is that him winning off it took me completely by surprise as Bryan had no recognised 'pinfall finisher'.

@brodehouse: @drx25@mildmolassesI first remember seeing Paige a number of years ago on a TV documentary in the UK. It was called 'The Wrestlers: Fighting with my Family' and was basically a year in the life of Paige and her family. It was crazy interesting, and showed how her brother had had tryouts with the WWE at the time Paige did. Paige got in, while her brother missed out. Ever since watching that, I've tried to follow Paige intently - particular with her being a young, British talent.

I think, at the minute, she's suffering from the fact that she got so over at Full Sail and is face, that it doesn't quite fit her gimmick. I wouldn't say it harms her to the degree suggested, but I see the point. I think if she were to debut in the UK in front of a relatively knowledgeable crowd, the reception would be electric.

Her in-ring work, in my opinion, is undeniable though. The link posted above with her match against Emma was just great.

United States Champion Dean Ambrose vs Rob Van Dam

• Winner: RVD
  
• Method of victory: DQ
  
• Six Man Tag?: Yes

Brie Bella vs Natalya

• Winner: Natalya
• Method of victory: Submission

Cody Rhodes vs Damien Sandow

• Winner: Damien Sandow
• Method of victory: Pin
• Will Money in the Bank be on the line?: No

Divas Champion AJ Lee and Big E Langston vs Kaitlyn and Dolph Ziggler

• Winning team: Ziggler and Kaitlyn
• Method of victory: Pin
• Person who won: Kaitlyn
• Person who lost: AJ
  
• Does Ziggler turn on Kaitlyn?: No

Kane vs Bray Wyatt - Ring of Fire match

• Winner: Bray Wyatt
• Method of victory: Pin
• Is someone set on fire?: Yes

World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio vs Christian

• Winner: Alberto Del Rio
• Method of victory: Submission
• Will Mr. Money in the Bank cash in?: No

CM Punk vs Brock Lesnar

• Winner: CM Punk
• Method of victory: Pin
• Will a stipulation be added to the match?: No

WWE Champion John Cena vs Daniel Bryan

• Winner: Daniel Bryan
• Method of victory: Submission
• Will Randy Orton cash in?: Yes
• Will Triple H screw over someone?: No