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ahahahahaha the fucking big dick remark, merely minutes after Jeff said "We should get call screening set up"

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@keichan said:

I'M SO EXCITED FOR MGS3, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

I, too, perversely look forward to being aghast at Dan's dreadful sweeping generalizations about Russians.

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GAWD PEOPLE THE ANSWER IS NANOMACHINES ALRIGHT

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For everyone shitting their pants over that one cutscene, here it is. If it doesn't automatically work, skip to 4h 9m 40s mark to find the ~15 second bit in question. There's no dialog, just ninja dudes jump in and surround Snake and Raiden, who don't really do anything, and then it transitions straight into the fight. I was actually hoping Drew would screw up at some point and accidentally skip a cutscene. For those who watched MGS1, it's basically the same as what happened in one of the elevators down to Vulcan Raven's boss encounter.

On a side note, the names of all the corridors he's going through right now are parts of the digestive system (specifically the poop ones). Also, the way the soliton radar changes to the woman on the sun lounger/couch is the game, not Jason doing something weird, it's just Kojima.

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Literally just put anything dan says in this quick look into the Dan Just Said... Thread.

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@gaff said:

@melodiousj: Spoilers...

I think that has more to do with what Raiden's role is in the larger narrative: he is the cheaper, inferior knockoff of Solid Snake, who has mostly been trained in a simulation of Shadow Moses. You can see it in the way Raiden puts Snake on a pedestal, or before the RAY fight when Snake breaks his handcuffs and goes after Ocelot, while Raiden is stuck. Raiden is a amateur compared to Snake and Kojima uses everything in his power to drill that into the player's head. Up to a point!

Thematically, MGS has been about breaking chains, whether it was GENE, your genetics (MGS1), MEME, the stories and culture you were brought up with (MGS2), or SCENE, the socio-political environments you were brought up in (MGS3). The endings pretty much spell it out for the player. It's almost as if Kojima is trying to say that by acknowledging and breaking with those bonds, you will become a better person.

Then again, I'm probably going off on an incredible tangent that really sounds nice and deep.

It would have more resonance if kojima stopped fucking repeating himself.

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@humanity said:

So Arsenal Gear is basically Twitter

XKCD wrote a post on the physical "size" of the Internet. Turns out all the information in the world could potentially be stored on an oil tanker filled with SD cards. Beneath the mumbo jumbo, Arsenal Gear is oddly prescient considering what Google has gotten up to lately. I mean, Google did try to buy all those barges and stuff a year or so ago, and they have heavily invested in about a dozen robotics firms, who's to say they aren't planning to attach nukes to everything.

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Umm... looks nothing like Infinity Blade.

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ahaha the fucking nikita on vamp? wow.