By elektrixx 2 Comments
When was the last time you ate Maggi 2 Minute Noodles? Did you like them? Well if you've had one of these new packets over the past few months you've probably started hating them. Observe:
To the right you see the previous packaging for 2 Minute Noodles. That packaging had changed a few times over the years, but the classic great taste remained; One that hasn't really changed for as long as I can remember.
What you see on the left is a WMD.
The flavouring tastes and smells bad, the new vegetable packet smells really bad and even after cooking the noodles properly they're still hard. The new packet claims it's "extra Delicious" and a "Better Choice" but I think they increase the risk of tongue cancer.
These new noodle packs are radiated, just like your food in Fallout 3.
A friend of mine regularly buys low fat milk. I once accidently referred to it as "low life" milk, with hilarious results. Since then it's been what I call all similar low fat products, including these new noodles. Eating smaller portions or avoiding snacks is a much better alternative than submitting yourself to these low fat cyanide meals.
I urge anyone out there who likes Maggi 2 Minute Noodles to go out and find the old style packet. If you can find those 5-packs get them immediately! When you run out of those, switch to those Xtra Saucy whatever they're called brand noodles, because they are the wave of the future.
Everyone probably already took the good ones on Boxing Day.