Movie starts. Hellfire and brimstone. We're in hell. People screaming bloody murder. slow pan shot over the surface of hell. Camera ends up on the face of Brian O'Conner. On a cross. He's been crucified. Symbolism. Smashcut. Dom Torreto sits bolt upright in bed. drenched in sweat and very sexy. He's panting the words "We've got to save him". Letty shifts. Asks him what he's talking about. Dom says "We've got to save Bryan. He's in hell." Montage. Getting the gang back together. The next day. all fifty cast members are there. Dom explains. Nobody knows hot to get there. Except Ludacris. He's a Voodoo wizard. He had a life before you met him, you know. Crew gets their cool-ass car brigade together. Ludacris summons up a hella sweet portal to hell. The Crew drives their goddamn cars right into the mouth of hell. Lucky for us, Doms car has always had a Bryan Tracker 5000 in it. So he knows right where he's at in hell. Smash cut. Bryans face. He hears cars revving. He smiles. He's been waiting. Dom fucking drifts his cool mustley car, knocking down the Crucifixion pole thing. Getse in the car with Captain dom. Gives him directions. Takes them to his secret hell garage. he's managed to keep it a secret from the devil. Bryan jumps into his super cool hell car. Han is in the trunk. Not important. They get their shit out of hell and get back to the corona bar and celebrate. But something isn't right. Because in this movie, Bryan is played by Cody Walker. also; he's possessed by the devil. Finally free from hell, by the only way possible, the fast crew. They fight. a lot. The fight is over when Dom wraps his Christ chain around his fist and punches devil Bryan right back to hell. The Corpse of human Bryan turns to ash. And from the ashes rises Jesus. He's a big fan. And now he's part of the crew. Thus ends my fan-fiction.
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