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Celebrities I've met at work

As a security guard at an airport I meet a lot of people that are more interesting than me. That said, if I ever were to move outside my home other for work I would probably meet people more interesting than me everywhere, but I digress. So, over the last two years of working every other weekend I have making uncomfortable situations for a couple of celebrities by explaining to them why they are doing it wrong. So I'm putting up a quick list of some of them. I'm going to start with today's encounter.


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Ahh, some low life security guard got your ass now. Whatcha gon do?

He just made a local live performance, and apparently doesn't own a private jet. So he had to pass through my domain. I was hoping it was the bribe when one of his security guards pulled out a PHAT roll of dollar bills, but alas. Reminds me of a story my coworkers told me about when Snoop Dogg came through the security checkpoint, and filled a whole basket with money. What the hell. Funny story: One of the guys at work  saw Fast and Furious 5 yesterday, and didn't sleep last night so he thought he was hallucinating for a moment.



 Robyn
 Robyn

I don't know how known she is world wide, but in Scandinavia she's pretty huge. A song to.. maybe.. jog your memory. Man, she does NOT look the same without make up. But I have to hand it to her, few celebrities would show in public without make up. That means men as well.

Either that or she had some on, and uses a fucking lot on shows and music videos.



 Motörhead
 Motörhead



This is about a year ago, when they had played at a local festival. I had to stop them because they went the wrong way, into international zone when they were flying domestic. It feels wrong to tell this kind of greatness what to do. Atleast I got a story out of it.





 Kvelertak
 Kvelertak



I've met them on a couple of occasions but also at work. You probably haven't heard of them, but here's a song. Great song, great band.




Some from this lineup and a couple from this one.
And a bunch of local celebrities that aren't interesting..

Have you met any celebrities?
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