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I'm starting to think Twitter is just a place where I can read celebrity hate mail along with said celebrity.
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trail mix these days is nothing but candy.
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words! scary scary words!
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Man, here we are on the brink of the apocalypse, the eve of destruction, so to speak, and I can't think of anything to do.
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If his tongue were a whip, you'd be bleeding and crying.
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A more delicious world would be filled with smoothness.
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Wait, do they make fat suits for white people?
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That wild Indian picture is stylin', you don't know what you're talking about.
#thrashin
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In conclusion, I hate my job, I hate my coworkers, and I hope you all get eaten by feral cats.
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stupid cold feet, why can't you just be more like the rest of my body?
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saw an old man fall, kid almost get hit by car. strangely foreboding.
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ugh.
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I'd rather be rich for no discernible reason than talented with no discernible income.
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these headphones make my earflaps hurt.
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the number of grammatical errors I make on twitter versus anywhere else is astounding.
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I'm on the internet!
I'm starting to think Twitter is just a place where I can read celebrity hate mail along with said celebrity.
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