He'd probably just reach across the table, and rip my head off for the orbs.
2. Master Chief
I can him wearing his helmet during the meal being a real mood killer.
3. Psycho Mantis
I see you like... mashed potatoes.
I can see him having a large appetite, which would probably include me and other dinner guests.
Unfortunately, I do not like slumpers, so E-40 and I would be at a lose as to what to talk about during the meal.
6. 9 Toes
I would prefer not to have a murderous bandit over for dinner. Plus, I have a feeling that his 3 balls would make for inappropriate dinner conversation.
I can just imagine way to many long dramatic pauses during the meal, punctuated by creepy stares.
I'm a pretty tolerant guy, and I don't mean to discriminate, but the undead just make me uncomfortable.
He's a shifty type. Plus IRL I don't think I could get away with using a flamethrower on all my guests to expose the Spy.
10. Vladimir Makarov
Remember, don't fill up on bread.
11. Albert Wesker
Dude, you're a guest at a dinner party, take your sunglasses off already.
You are the most annoying thing ever Navi. Get out. Now.
13. Jar Jar Binks
While you are not the sole reason for Star Wars being terrible now, you are a very good personification of it. NOT INVITED.