• jerseyscum posted a message in the forum topic I Don't Think You Deserve Redemption, Aiden Pearce on the Watch Dogs board.

    Aiden is the biggest bore since AC3's Connor. Personality of a fucking doorstop.

  • jerseyscum posted a message in the forum topic Call Of Duty: Ghost Getting Paid Cannabis Skins on the Call of Duty: Ghosts board.

    Weed is for n00bs. Smoke crystal meth instead.

  • jerseyscum posted a message in the forum topic Lindsay Lohan Sues Rockstar Over Likeness on the General Discussion board.

    Rockstar will settle out of court with an 8-ball and a bottle of Absolut.How the fuck is Phillip Seymore Hoffman dead and this zero hasn't been found OD'd face down in a bathtub?

  • jerseyscum posted a message on the post Letter from the Editor - 07/02/2014.

    It's goddamn infuriating that we got lumped in with the worst elements of Reddit. Say what you want about 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica.....at least they're self aware that they're shit.We're bette...

  • jerseyscum posted a message in the forum topic Call Of Duty: Ghost Getting Paid Cannabis Skins on the Call of Duty: Ghosts board.

    Two dollars is enough for a blunt. What do you think potheads will spend that money on?

  • jerseyscum posted a message in the forum topic Call Of Duty: Ghost Getting Paid Cannabis Skins on the Call of Duty: Ghosts board.

    See! Winners DO use drugs!

  • jerseyscum posted a message in the forum topic GIANT BOMB WORLDSTAR! on the Bomb Squad board.

    Worldstar is the greatest website (besides Giant Bomb) ever made. Where else can I watch a 5-on 1 beat down in a liquor store parking lot without catching a stray bullet? Or a battle royale at a weddi...

  • jerseyscum posted a message in the forum topic Relentless negativity on the General Discussion board.

    This is the Internet. Being an anonymous misanthropic jerkoff is the whole point. Positivity is just so passé....

  • jerseyscum posted a message on the post It's a New Week, So Here Is Your Requisite New Watch Dogs Video.

    This is the exact same overexposure Ubisoft gave AC3. That's a BAD sign.

  • jerseyscum posted a message on the post Zoe Quinn Has Embraced Our Cybernetic Future.

    Two words: Airport Security. Have fun, Zoe!

  • jerseyscum posted a message in the forum topic Good CyberPunk-Y Books? on the Off-Topic board.

    Not one mention of Ready Player One? Really?!Probably one of the best love letters to gamer and nerd culture I've seen in a while. The audiobook is also narrated by Will Wheaton who absolutely kills t...