KingGeorge

We're in a recession man! Save your dough!

Nothing should surprise you after the Giants won last year, sonny. I dream about an all Texas Super-bowl someday...

My condolences, Gizmo. God I miss Tony Blair. Actually we'll probably play some COD4 tonight, now that we're both out of a job. Now I know how Jeff Gerstmann felt.

My very last CIA briefing confirms that Bob was NOT abducted by aliens. His office is still here on planet Earth.

These achievements are great! We all know how good Cheney is with a shotgun, I can't wait to play Horde mode on the flashback maps!

I know how you feel, Junior. I once choked on a pretzel, and the entire free world still laughs about it to this day!

I’ve been a fan of Pokemon since I was Governor of Texas. I loved Diamond and Pearl as well, and I am going to be spend more of my free time playing Pokemon Platinum than ever before!

Fellow citizens, for eight years, it has been my honor to serve as your president. And I join all Americans in offering best wishes to President Obama. But now that my time as president has come to an end, I look forward to perusing new hobbies and making new friends. I approve of Jeff Gerstmann, and everything he has done for the Gaming community, especially after everything he's been through these past eight years. It was my pleasure to play Call of Duty 4 alongside Jeff while he was unemployed.  That's why I am proud to call Giantbomb.com my new home. I can't wait to get to know each one of you personally, and above all, I thank the American people for the trust you have given me, and I hope you will greet me with open arms as I “take over” GIANT BOMB!