@Oni said: " Oh my god. I haven't seen graphics that bad since early-era PS2. Hell who am I kidding, even X Squad looked better than this. Jesus christ it looks fucking HIDEOUS. "Either you don't remember what PS2 graphics were like, or you're just plain stupid. Which is it?

Not only did I love PH, I enjoyed the Ocean Temple. Can't wait.
@ChrisInCali said: " You know, I think Wii only owners have severely lowered their standards because I kept hearing that this game was really good, but after watching this quick look, I would definitely have to disagree. Too many annoying loading screens, super shallow gameplay which feels even worse considering those mentioned loading screens, and the same waggle crap as always. If this was an XBLA game for $10 I ...

4. Mega Man 9 - Back to the basics, Mega Man 9 is an example of what I want the video game industry to embrace and encourage. With most developers constantly reaching for the most bleeding edge graphics and gameplay, sometimes the soul of a game gets lost along the way. Fallout 3 is one such game that utterly fails in this regard, providing a cold experience beyond the whole post-apocalyptic wasteland thing. There was a lot of attention to detail paid in the creation of this game, and it shows with the intuitive and classic 2D gameplay we all "love" and grew up with.
3. Left 4 Dead - 5,133 zombies were slain in the making of this blog, and this game is fucking awesome. Four movies, each with five chapters of insanity. The only reason this game isn't at the top of my list is do to the lack of modes and more chapters. I know they'll be coming later on, but I'm a greedy bastard.
2. World of Goo - Is it against the rules to pick a small, low budget game as one of the top games of the year? Everywhere I look, it seems that games like Fallout 3, Grand Theft Auto IV, and Metal Gear Solid 4 are at the top of everyone's list. It just so happens all of those games are multi-platinum and multi-million dollar productions. None of those games, I repeat, none of those games provided a more charming, joyful, satisfying, and exhilarating experience than World of Goo.
1. No More Heroes - This is not the best game of the year. What I mean to say is that this isn't the best made game of the year. And that's why it sucks to be a game critic. They don't get to pick games like No More Heroes. They have to pick the popular games, the cutting-edge games, the games with the most impact on the industry.. not this goofy, flawed game on the Wii. And flawed as it is, despite the flaws I should say, no game in 2008 left a more memorable and lasting impression on me than No More Heroes did, no game captured my interest as thoroughly as No More Heroes, and that's why it is my game of the year. Encore Travis Touchdown, encore.This is the first time I've ever concluded any year's top 5 list with a downloadable game on it, let alone two. Honestly, I'm OK with that. The mega-blockbuster titles like Fallout 3 and GTA IV, even Super Smash Brothers Brawl always seem to fail to meet the hype and expectations I have before playing them. This was a pretty good year for gaming, but it is likely to pale in comparison to the monster year about to befall us in 2009. Cheers! Merry Christmas!




I have to start with Concrete This pick is more a tribute to the music in this level, which is absolutely fantastic. It has solid level design, minus the first 30 seconds of the level, and I of course have to give a shout-out to the elephants, which are adorable.The boss is challenging, but not to the point of frustration. He has the potential to do some lame things during the fight, like the combination of his aerial attack in the middle of the room, immediately followed by his block attack. But, he is definitely beatable with the Mega Blaster, and a lot of fun once you figure out the pattern.
Next up, Splash Women. I've always liked the feel of water levels in Mega Man, and many elements of this level reminded me of Mega Man 5, which is probably my favorite in the series. The bubble-jumping puzzles are always pleasant, but what I really found enjoyable was water-platform jumping later in the level. The music is solid, although not on the same level as Concrete Man, Galaxy Man, or As for Splash Women herself, aside from the 'weirdness' of a female robot-villain in Mega Man (do robots, y'know..), it's another fight on the easy side, very doable with your Mega Blaster and a lot of fun.

Fourth, This level also gets a nod for its music, which is among the best. The level design is overall well done, with the canon interaction. Some of the enemies in this level are a bit annoying though, and the mini-boss can be frustrating. The basic premise for the mini-boss is moving clockwise around a circle of platforms, avoiding a rotating wall of flowers that inflict a lot of damage. Meanwhile, you have to shoot a flower that spawns randomly on one of the six platforms which is trying to kill you with a pedal attack. The problem is that sometimes the flower spawns in the most unreasonable places over and over, which generally leads to fail. The boss is quite challenging, but not too difficult with the Mega Blaster if you can take out the hornets quickly.
Fifth, This boss and level are the easiest, and that may be part of the reason he's this high (or low). The music in this level is also catchy and well done, and keeps me groovin' throughout. There are a few annoyances during the level, particularly with those claws that fall from the ceiling and grab onto you. Other than that, it's a smooth ride. The boss fight is fun, but definitely easy, easier than some mini-bosses. It's nice to have an easy level now and again, you know?
Semi-non sequitur: Is it considered cheating to use special weapons in the actual levels (not counting bosses of course)? I can never shake the feeling that I am whenever I do.
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Surprisingly Refreshing
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When New Super Mario Bros. first came out for the DS, I remember being thoroughly disappointed. It was largely a forgettable experience. It was too easy and too thin. The disappointment carried over to the announcement NSMB Wii at E3. After an underwhelming showing on stage (and with the announcement of the ...
Reviewed by Knives on Nov. 18, 2009
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About as good as it gets for $6.
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Bit.Trip: Beat is an unusual game for Nintendo's downloadable service, Wiiware. I like to think of it as the result of Guitar Hero and Ikaruga somehow managing to simultaneously impregnate Pong after a long night of romance and ecstasy. The reasoning behind the first is that, simply put, the beat ...
Reviewed by Knives on April 30, 2009
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Under the Radar
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Geometry Wars Galaxies is yet another under-appreciated game for the Nintendo Wii's 3rd party. When Retro-Evolved first released, the top-down shooting experience was fun, but extremely shallow, even for the budget price of $5. The only objective on that single level was to achieve the highest score possible. Galaxies took Retro-Evolved and attempted to ...
Reviewed by Knives on July 27, 2008
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Bloody Fun
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No More Heroes is a flawed game; I'll just get that out of the way. The graphics and gameplay could be a bit more polished, the story could be a bit more fleshed out, and Santa Destroy, the brilliantly named setting of No More Heroes, could be a bit more alive ...
Reviewed by Knives on July 23, 2008
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Quasi-Perfection
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While I won't deny the fact that I'm part Nintendo fanboy, I've been quite on the fence about how I felt about the Wii and its software. Most critics of the Wii cite inferior hardware, gimmicky controls, and weak software as a reason to ignore it, and for a time, ...
Reviewed by Knives on July 21, 2008
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1 out of 1 found this review helpful. |
| Date Joined: | July 21, 2008 |
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| Gender: | Male |
| Alignment: | Nintendo |
| Points: | 885 Points |
| Ranked: | Ranked #1106 of 60,794 |
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Art Style: ROTOHEX game - 134 points |
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Super Mario 64 DS game - 29 points |
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Jeremy Soule person - 21 points |
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Guilty Gear XX Λ Core game - 20 points |
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World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King game - 19 points |
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Madden NFL 07 game - 17 points |
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Ikaruga game - 15 points |
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Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness game - 15 points |
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robbob88
3 hours, 15 minutes ago just beat lostwindsWOTM and it was awesome :D now working on NSMBWii:D |
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Brad
6 hours, 21 minutes ago Fired up Braid on a whim this morning and instantly solved the puzzle that had me stumped for a year. What the eff. |
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Jeff
6 hours, 54 minutes ago My new power to change the GB homepage's tagline at will is surely going to lead to ruin. |
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Ryan
7 hours, 53 minutes ago play on, player! RT @FINALLEVEL: http://twitpic.com/qdjt0 - Daily Pic: Name this Bay Area Mack! |
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Kush
9 hours, 21 minutes ago Will be leaving for Microcenter in a bit to try and snag a few 1600MS point cards for $12.99 .... |
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TheJollyRajah
1 day, 17 hours ago After playing the beta, I've become somewhat disappointed with Bad Company 2. The hype got to me, I guess. |
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Vinny
1 week, 1 day ago So easy to join! RT @jeffgerstmann: Square's new Scientology recruitment video. That guy looks so calm and in-control! http://bit.ly/3OtQH2 |
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Rich
1 month, 3 weeks ago Rich is trying to convince the wife to track down Professor Layton when he visits Boston on Tuesday. |
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