Here is my current pile of shame
 
Final Fantasy 11
Assassin's Creed II
Burnout Paradise
Red Faction Guerilla
GTA 4
Infamous
Fallout New Vegas
Trash Panic (Fuck that last level!!!!!)
Super Meat Boy
Pain
Super Mario Galaxy
 
I work 2 FULL time (40 hours+ each) jobs and my favorite hobby is suffering.......
 
~Kris!

Yup.

Until May 1st I am offering 11x17 full artwork. If it'll fit on an 11x17 comic page I'll draw the hell out of it for you. The only restriction is porn. Nudity=okay Violence=okay if anyone is interested pm me.

My dog, a 16 year old crippled pug, snores like a demon at the gates of hell. We should have named her Cerebus instead of Daisy. She is small, pitiful, and runs around like a Mer-Pug because her hind legs are paralyzed. She also has a diaper on, all the time. She is something to be pitied.
 
Not this morning though, she was snoring so loudly in my bedroom that it woke me from what can only be described as an Angelina Jolie from Hackers sex dream. I was happy in that dream. Now I am awake and planning some sort of revenge on my pug. 
 
Maybe tonight when she is in deep sleep I will blow an air horn to wake her up?  Won't work  she's deaf. Maybe I'll flash bright lights in her eyes? Don't think it'll do anything, she has cataracts in both eyes.
 
So what to do then? I guess I just have to chalk this one up as a defeat by pug. I am going to try to turn this into a positive, I'm awake early, maybe I can get something extra done today.

Playing TF2 last night I was privy to my first extended griefing session. Everyone else on my team was pissed but it was funny griefing, not griefing just to be an a-hole. There is a difference. I laughed my ass off harder the longer it went on. 
 
The moral of the story, make shit funny and you can pretty much do what you want.
 
~Kris

Apparently about 3 hours ago someone hacked my account and spammed the message board.
 
I don't know what to say.
 
I have been raped by the internets.

are everywhere some are just more vocal than others.

So I started with some of the quests today....
 
It all started with that familiar  sliding lower right pop-up(is there a concept page for this?) letting me know I had finished a quest without knowing it..
 
I have been watching Videos here every day. Did all of this just go live today? I thought quests went live a few weeks ago, but my activity just started registering today...
 
So like Don Quixote before me I am off on a quest.