My dog, a 16 year old crippled pug, snores like a demon at the gates of hell. We should have named her Cerebus instead of Daisy. She is small, pitiful, and runs around like a Mer-Pug because her hind legs are paralyzed. She also has a diaper on, all the time. She is something to be pitied.
 
Not this morning though, she was snoring so loudly in my bedroom that it woke me from what can only be described as an Angelina Jolie from Hackers sex dream. I was happy in that dream. Now I am awake and planning some sort of revenge on my pug. 
 
Maybe tonight when she is in deep sleep I will blow an air horn to wake her up?  Won't work  she's deaf. Maybe I'll flash bright lights in her eyes? Don't think it'll do anything, she has cataracts in both eyes.
 
So what to do then? I guess I just have to chalk this one up as a defeat by pug. I am going to try to turn this into a positive, I'm awake early, maybe I can get something extra done today.