• Lazyimperial posted a message on the post The Giant Beastcast - Episode 0.

    Man, I love this. Jeff Bakalar is a total hoot, and it's nice to hear more from the BEAST! Way to go, you guys. Nice to see everything taking shape over there. :-)

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Alt+F1 Track Walk: Circuit de Monaco.

    This is great. :-) Drew and Danny rock. Gettting me into the racing game spirit, hehe.

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Unfinished: Black Mesa 05/19/2015.

    Hahaha! Dan and Drew, never change. :-) You glorious sons of... respectable womenfolk. Yeah, that's acceptable language on a public forum. Guffaw.

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic Explain your Giant Bomb username and avatar image!. on the Off-Topic board

    Well, I got this name from the Star Wars Galaxies forums. It was the first videogame I ever got excessively hyped over, to the point of registering on their forums and spending way too much time posti...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic Which racing game should I play?!. on the General Discussion board

    No Forza Horizon, Forza Horizon 2, or Burnout Paradise? You're breaking my heart, Woowookins. :-PI think Burnout Paradise is on Steam for like 20 dollars or something. It's a much beloved romp throug...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic Avengers Age of Ultron Discussion Thread (Spoilers). on the Off-Topic board

    I liked the movie, but... I have to say that Fast and Furious 7 did more for me. It had great pacing, a nonsensically asinine storyline, and a marvelous villain who instilled a sense of danger in the...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic You duders dig Queens of the Stone Age?. on the Off-Topic board

    Queens of the Stone Age is the only band I've ever followed with any semblance of dedication. :-P They're also the only band whose output I've consistently liked, which is wonderfully ironic consideri...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Assassin's Creed Chronicles: China.

    Aside from Unity, with its micro-transaction rubbish and bugs, I've generally enjoyed the Assassin's Creed franchise. I'm still a tad annoyed by the optional mission "sync objectives" that kind of dis...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic Do PC versions have a completely pupped forest level?. on the Mortal Kombat X board

    Hahaha, those puppies are adorable. Also, that forest level looks very interesting all glitched up. It looks like a glade made of meat with bits of giblets dangling from the branches. :-/Honestly, ma...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic How do you usually react when games you really like get heavily criticized?. on the General Discussion board

    @josephknows: Yes, indeed. :-) However, a lot of those arguments focus on the whole "West versus East" thing. If Shadows of Mordor had been about attacking the "savage" men of the East who had allied...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic How do you usually react when games you really like get heavily criticized?. on the General Discussion board

    Haha, I've learned to just shrug and move on... most of the time. It depends on the tone of the site, really. :-PIn all honesty, getting my Master's in English Literature left me with a low BS thresho...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Toukiden Kiwami.

    I hope Jason really did have a Venn diagram to spring on Brad. :-D Nice Quicklook guys. Those Oni never saw it coming.

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic Let's wish Dan Ryckert well.. on the Dan Ryckert board

    Just caved and made a twitter account for the sole purpose of wishing him well on it. Then I saw this thread, and I'm doing it here too. Kick that appendix's ass, Dan! Giantbomb loves you, man.

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Karmaflow: The Rock Opera Videogame.

    "EXTRACT! EXTRACT EXTRACT EXTRACT!!!" God, the chorus makes me feel like a really bad sadomasochist who missed a safe-word or twenty. Guilt inducing, haha. :-DOh, and I can't fault Dan for his opinion...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post The No-Go Show: March 2015.

    Well done, guys. That was awesome. Nice to see GBeast and the West Coast Techies (best tag team nickname I could come up with for Drew and Jason, haha) working together to make some fun, professionall...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Cabela's African Adventures.

    @redmenace said:@livelybantha: Oh, SJW that's a fun term to throw around and apply to people that don't share ones views, wonder if you do that in real life also.Because in the upside down world tha...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Cabela's African Adventures.

    @andrewjplant said:I realize animals aren't exactly people, but somehow these games feel really racist against them.Hahaha, I can't even tell if you're joking. :-D Awesome possum.I almost want to pla...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic What's Jeffs problem with Blitzball?. on the Final Fantasy X board

    I have to agree with the people critiquing its introduction in the game. Personally, I just avoided Blitzball like the plague. I actually had someone trying to coach me through it, too. Something alon...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Paparazzi.

    Wow, that's $5 of value? Inflation is cruel. I can't imagine how much a game like Robot Unicorn would cost nowadays. Wait, $1.99 for all three versions on the iPhone? Wah wah.I could see this for $1.9...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Final Fantasy Type-0 HD.

    Haha, that was fun. We should totally steal Alexa. Well, no... then we'd have to steal Danny and Mary as well, and Tay cause he's awesome, and Kevin because of his magnificent beard. That'd be too cru...