• Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic Avengers Age of Ultron Discussion Thread (Spoilers). on the Off-Topic board

    I liked the movie, but... I have to say that Fast and Furious 7 did more for me. It had great pacing, a nonsensically asinine storyline, and a marvelous villain who instilled a sense of danger in the...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic You duders dig Queens of the Stone Age?. on the Off-Topic board

    Queens of the Stone Age is the only band I've ever followed with any semblance of dedication. :-P They're also the only band whose output I've consistently liked, which is wonderfully ironic consideri...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Assassin's Creed Chronicles: China.

    Aside from Unity, with its micro-transaction rubbish and bugs, I've generally enjoyed the Assassin's Creed franchise. I'm still a tad annoyed by the optional mission "sync objectives" that kind of dis...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic Do PC versions have a completely pupped forest level?. on the Mortal Kombat X board

    Hahaha, those puppies are adorable. Also, that forest level looks very interesting all glitched up. It looks like a glade made of meat with bits of giblets dangling from the branches. :-/Honestly, ma...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic How do you usually react when games you really like get heavily criticized?. on the General Discussion board

    @josephknows: Yes, indeed. :-) However, a lot of those arguments focus on the whole "West versus East" thing. If Shadows of Mordor had been about attacking the "savage" men of the East who had allied...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic How do you usually react when games you really like get heavily criticized?. on the General Discussion board

    Haha, I've learned to just shrug and move on... most of the time. It depends on the tone of the site, really. :-PIn all honesty, getting my Master's in English Literature left me with a low BS thresho...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Toukiden Kiwami.

    I hope Jason really did have a Venn diagram to spring on Brad. :-D Nice Quicklook guys. Those Oni never saw it coming.

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic Let's wish Dan Ryckert well.. on the Dan Ryckert board

    Just caved and made a twitter account for the sole purpose of wishing him well on it. Then I saw this thread, and I'm doing it here too. Kick that appendix's ass, Dan! Giantbomb loves you, man.

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Karmaflow: The Rock Opera Videogame.

    "EXTRACT! EXTRACT EXTRACT EXTRACT!!!" God, the chorus makes me feel like a really bad sadomasochist who missed a safe-word or twenty. Guilt inducing, haha. :-DOh, and I can't fault Dan for his opinion...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post The No-Go Show: March 2015.

    Well done, guys. That was awesome. Nice to see GBeast and the West Coast Techies (best tag team nickname I could come up with for Drew and Jason, haha) working together to make some fun, professionall...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Cabela's African Adventures.

    @redmenace said:@livelybantha: Oh, SJW that's a fun term to throw around and apply to people that don't share ones views, wonder if you do that in real life also.Because in the upside down world tha...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Cabela's African Adventures.

    @andrewjplant said:I realize animals aren't exactly people, but somehow these games feel really racist against them.Hahaha, I can't even tell if you're joking. :-D Awesome possum.I almost want to pla...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic What's Jeffs problem with Blitzball?. on the Final Fantasy X board

    I have to agree with the people critiquing its introduction in the game. Personally, I just avoided Blitzball like the plague. I actually had someone trying to coach me through it, too. Something alon...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Paparazzi.

    Wow, that's $5 of value? Inflation is cruel. I can't imagine how much a game like Robot Unicorn would cost nowadays. Wait, $1.99 for all three versions on the iPhone? Wah wah.I could see this for $1.9...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Final Fantasy Type-0 HD.

    Haha, that was fun. We should totally steal Alexa. Well, no... then we'd have to steal Danny and Mary as well, and Tay cause he's awesome, and Kevin because of his magnificent beard. That'd be too cru...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: The Book of Unwritten Tales 2.

    Haha, videos like this make me glad that Vinny moved east. I missed Alex, and he and Vinny are wonderfully ridiculous together. Happy St. Patrick's Day, you two pranksters. :-D

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic Giantbomb is all about Dan these days.... on the General Discussion board

    Haha, I can't relate to the one fellow who mentioned unsubscribing. I actually re-subscribed because of the first Mario party and have been enjoying the heck out of things here. I think Dan's a great...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message in the forum topic What does Dan love more, pro wrestling or AMERICA?. on the Dan Ryckert board

    Judging from his Stars & Stripes wrestling pants, I'd say Dan has fused both loves together. Both are mutually indistinguishable now. :-PBut will his passions serve him well in the ring against T...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Quick Look: Dead or Alive 5 Last Round.

    That Alpha-152 clone kept reminding me of Alma from the FEAR franchise. I suppose if an already unstable psychic killing machine was tortured with a seemingly endless stream of anime videos, softcore ...

  • Lazyimperial posted a message on the post Eye of the Ryckert.

    Aw. :-)Congratz Dan! You know, Eye of the Ryckert is a catchy title. Assuming no music lawyer ever cries foul about the wording, you and Drew could keep it and turn this into a premium video tag-team...