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From Bungie With Love (X360)
 Right off the bat, let's get one thing straight here. Halo 3: ODST is a Halo game-- more specifically, Halo 3 with some slight tweaks. The core gameplay is all still here, just as strong as it's always been. If you've never been a fan of Halo's style of gameplay ...
Reviewed by Lies on Sept. 24, 2009
28 out of 28 found this review helpful.
Missing the point (X360)
Pinnacle Station, the second DLC package for Mass Effect, is special. I say special, because I have never seen a game developer so spectacularly miss the point of their own game in a follow-up to that very game. Bioware delivered a fantastic product with the first Mass Effect; epic story, ...
Reviewed by Lies on Sept. 10, 2009
2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
Playing to your weaknesses (X360)
Fallout 3, the base game, has a lot going for it. A huge open world to explore, a ton of character customization options, competent conversation and morality systems, the list goes on. Fallout 3 was great because it could be approached in a variety of ways, each just as valid ...
Reviewed by Lies on July 20, 2009
10 out of 11 found this review helpful.
A Child of Two Worlds (X360)
When considering Ensemble Studios' Real-Time Strategy game Halo Wars, there are two different ways to look at it. You can approach Halo Wars as a Halo fan, or you can approach it as a real-time strategy fan. The angle from which you approach the product is incredibly important, as Halo ...
Reviewed by Lies on June 18, 2009
9 out of 9 found this review helpful.
Presentation Unleashed (X360)
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed is an interesting product, being the first Star Wars game on the Xbox 360 and PS3, in addition to being the first one that has been officially declared canon by George Lucas himself, as opposed to part of the larger "Extended Universe". Some aspects of ...
Reviewed by Lies on Jan. 24, 2009
Only imperial Stormtroopers are so precise (XBOX)
Star Wars is a terrific license, and Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy utilizes it to it's fullest to make a game that is not amazing by any means, but simply loads of fun. You won't be ranting to your friends about how it looks so real, but instead quietly thinking to ...
Reviewed by Lies on July 22, 2008
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Personality and fun (PSP)
You're sitting in your 30th story office, Googling up porn on your computer instead of actually doing work. You hear a rumbling noise outside, and idly glance out the window in curiosity. You see for one second of sheer terror a giant sticky ball, rolling up buildings, and bowling alleys, ...
Reviewed by Lies on July 22, 2008
I Would Have Been Your Daddy (XBOX)
Halo 2, approaching it's launch, was billed as one of the greatest games that we would ever see. Hype was giant, and the launch itself turned into a cultural phenomenon, with people across the country calling in "Sick" so they could get down with the latest Halo game. Now that ...
Reviewed by Lies on July 22, 2008
A Fantastic Deviation (N64)
Nintendo is a company of franchises. Quality franchises no doubt, but Nintendo thrives on it's few killer properties. Zelda. Mario. Metroid. These games are all longstanding series, and whenever a new iteration is released, it includes some minor gameplay tweaks, graphical updates, and a new story; but the core experience ...
Reviewed by Lies on July 21, 2008
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Dull and boring (PSP)
Coded Arms got a lot of hype as the first First Person Shooter to be released for Sony's PlayStation Portable handheld. The game was regarded with some uncertainty, as gamers were uncertain that the PSP could pull off a shooter without a second analog stick. As has been proven with ...
Reviewed by Lies on July 21, 2008
This does not end well (WSHP)
Talk to any gamer old enough to have owned a NES, and they will invariably tell you about how much they loved Kid Icarus. The game is regarded as a classic, and rarely a day passes without someone on the forums clamoring for a sequel. Now that the game is ...
Reviewed by Lies on July 21, 2008