The Dark Brotherhood orders pizza. They like Pepperoni!

So I've over at a friends house and there is about 9 of us. We all play WoW and have all played Oblivion.  So are just hanging out playing some Mario Kart 64 when we decide to order pizza. We get it ordered and sit for a while when I decide to play WoW on my buddies computer. Yes, it does inhibit my ability to have a social life.  When i go into his room i notice a hooded robe hanging in his closet i pull it out and it is a full length one piece robe. Complete with a slit in it for a dagger to be put. So i decide to have some fun with the pizza guy. I put on the robe, put the ceremonial dagger he just happened to have laying around on, and put the hood up so all you can see is my chin.  They see me and instantly have the same idea as i had.  so we turn off all the lights and wait for the coming of our dinner.  He arrives and walks to the door.  I open the door and walk out with my hands in my sleeves and my head down.  Never saying a word. As i hand him the money all my friends (I had no idea they were going to do this) start at the same time "What is the color of Night?"  It took all i had not to laugh. by this point the pizza guy look liked he wanted to get the hell out of there after seeing the dagger.  So i finish it off by saying, " The night mother thanks you"
He took the money and ran. the bastard. i didn't get change.  

27 Comments
27 Comments
Posted by Magiczipper82

So I've over at a friends house and there is about 9 of us. We all play WoW and have all played Oblivion.  So are just hanging out playing some Mario Kart 64 when we decide to order pizza. We get it ordered and sit for a while when I decide to play WoW on my buddies computer. Yes, it does inhibit my ability to have a social life.  When i go into his room i notice a hooded robe hanging in his closet i pull it out and it is a full length one piece robe. Complete with a slit in it for a dagger to be put. So i decide to have some fun with the pizza guy. I put on the robe, put the ceremonial dagger he just happened to have laying around on, and put the hood up so all you can see is my chin.  They see me and instantly have the same idea as i had.  so we turn off all the lights and wait for the coming of our dinner.  He arrives and walks to the door.  I open the door and walk out with my hands in my sleeves and my head down.  Never saying a word. As i hand him the money all my friends (I had no idea they were going to do this) start at the same time "What is the color of Night?"  It took all i had not to laugh. by this point the pizza guy look liked he wanted to get the hell out of there after seeing the dagger.  So i finish it off by saying, " The night mother thanks you"
He took the money and ran. the bastard. i didn't get change.  

Posted by Dizzyhippos

That might be the best pizza story ever.

Posted by TheSeductiveMoose
@Dizzyhippos said:
" That might be the best pizza story ever. "
Posted by Interfect
@Dizzyhippos said:
" That might be the best pizza story ever. "
It IS the best pizza story ever.
Posted by Arbie

Haha, that's so awesome. Where's the guy with the camera when you need him! =[

Posted by Alphonzo

You are the man for that.

Posted by TheChaos

Would have been hilarious if the pizza guy responded with "Sanguine, my brother".

Posted by animateria
That is the most nerdiest yet awesomest pizza story I've ever heard.
Posted by Aaox

Man, the Dark Brotherhood's WAY cooler now than it was back when I ran it.

Posted by ColinRyan
@Magiczipper82 said:
" So I've over at a friends house and there is about 9 of us. We all play WoW and have all played Oblivion.
I wish I had friends like that. Well, aside from the WoW thing. I'm anti-social enough as it is. 
 
But without any exaggeration, best pizza story ever.
Posted by Kedi

Was expecting this story to be lame, but was pleasantly surprised.

Posted by TaliciaDragonsong

Made me hungry.

Posted by adoggz
@Interfect said:
" @Dizzyhippos said:
" That might be the best pizza story ever. "
It IS the best pizza story ever. "
this.
Posted by iam3green

pretty cool story. i think it is the best story out there. 
 
a couple of times at my house when we ordered pizza my friend would start banging and screaming. kind of gay but still.

Posted by thehexeditor

So where's the part where the SWAT team busted in through all entrances and shot beanbags and teargas grenades at you and your friends?

Edited by punkxblaze

This actually IS a cool story, bro. Good first post.

Posted by Diamond

If you had filmed that it would have been an easy 1 million Youtube hits.

Posted by Vinny_Says

noice!!!

Posted by armaan8014
@TheChaos said:
" Would have been hilarious if the pizza guy responded with "Sanguine, my brother". "
lol
Posted by thehexeditor
@TheChaos:  The tomato sauce is sanguine, brother.
Posted by Ace829

Cool story bro. And I mean it!

Posted by Guided_By_Tigers

Pepperoni pizza is the best.

Posted by Magiczipper82

I know. after he left we talked about if he had said "sanguine, my brother" we would have brought him in the house and let him half pizza for being that cool

Posted by Magiczipper82
@thehexeditor:  That would have been terrible but made the story that much better
Posted by Sovereign13

Oh my god! That is one of funniest things I've ever heard of.

Posted by Bucketdeth

You better have been drunk.

Edited by FirePrince

That was awesome. 
You get FirePrince's award for best pizza story of the year.