So I've over at a friends house and there is about 9 of us. We all play WoW and have all played Oblivion.  So are just hanging out playing some Mario Kart 64 when we decide to order pizza. We get it ordered and sit for a while when I decide to play WoW on my buddies computer. Yes, it does inhibit my ability to have a social life.  When i go into his room i notice a hooded robe hanging in his closet i pull it out and it is a full length one piece robe. Complete with a slit in it for a dagger to be put. So i decide to have some fun with the pizza guy. I put on the robe, put the ceremonial dagger he just happened to have laying around on, and put the hood up so all you can see is my chin.  They see me and instantly have the same idea as i had.  so we turn off all the lights and wait for the coming of our dinner.  He arrives and walks to the door.  I open the door and walk out with my hands in my sleeves and my head down.  Never saying a word. As i hand him the money all my friends (I had no idea they were going to do this) start at the same time "What is the color of Night?"  It took all i had not to laugh. by this point the pizza guy look liked he wanted to get the hell out of there after seeing the dagger.  So i finish it off by saying, " The night mother thanks you"
He took the money and ran. the bastard. i didn't get change.