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  • MasturbatingBear replied to the topic Claptrap - Lamest robot ever? in the Borderlands board.
    @Ramyun said: " @pornstorestiffi said: " He is borderline insane so i like him. "He's borderLANDS insane, more like it! Am I right people??  haha......ha....ha........  Man I should stop doing that... "lmfao. hey check me out! im dancin! im dancin!
    3 days, 4 hours ago
  • MasturbatingBear replied to the topic Quick Look Throwback
    @CitizenKane said: " @AjayRaz said: " @CitizenKane said: " They should do a Quick Look Throwback of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. "really now? do you really want them to die?  "If Ryan can go through all of Uwe Boll's movies, he can go through 30 minutes of Big Rigs. "you really want him to die dont you?
    3 days, 4 hours ago
  • 1.Popeyes voyage 2.popeye   3. video game 4. ultimate mortal kombat 3  5.gamespot  6.giant bomb
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  • in the first or 2nd arrow pointing down (first one with alex) right at the end.Ryan says something like "agh you know I need to think of a good closing line for this podcast"  Jeff: "how bout WORD BITCH WE OUT!!?"  Ryan:"yea thats good"  Alex: "yep, jeff send us home!"  Jeff: *whispering* "word bitch we out? is that what we decided on?"  then cut to music.  I loved that.
    3 days, 5 hours ago
  • I think Jareds a great guest. People complaining about him. I dont see how he is different than the giant bomb guys... He knows what hes talking about and is not an elitist.
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Added by MasturbatingBear on April 24, 2009

It has been a long time since my last blog and I have come back with something important for anyone who will read this.

Discuss?




Added by MasturbatingBear on Feb. 23, 2009

Well Its kinda of hard to come up with Street fighter characters that I feel should be in sf4 cause I am fine with the ones in there. But I think Some good additions from the Alpha games are Charlie, Guy (Final Fight/Alpha3). Thats really it. Great Game.


Added by MasturbatingBear on Nov. 20, 2008

   I never liked ps3 from the beginning as a console despite the fact that I own one. I have mainly been into nintendo and microsoft so the wii and 360 are for me.  Wii did extremely well for itself and has a lot of the great games that we all want. The fact that in two years they already released a Mario,Metroid,Zelda,Smash Bros, Paper Mario, Mario Kart, Fire Emblem and plenty of the other first party stuff that we love along with great third party games like No More Heros, Guitar hero, Rock Band, and  lots more makes me wonder whats next.

The ps3 definitely had some good games though, MGS4 was a great game despite the fact I didn't like it more than anything else that was out at the time. Little Big Planet is fun. but other than that nothing I want to play

So yeah things turned out as I suspected/hoped.


Added by MasturbatingBear on Oct. 27, 2008

Since I am a jackass I will not be getting any of these soon. A lot of cool looking ones but I must finish playing some of the older games I just got into playing (patapon) and school.


Added by MasturbatingBear on Oct. 26, 2008

I just saw a screenshot on gamespot of the new chrono trigger remake for the DS. Everything looked fine in the one screen of Frog talking to Crono, the graphics looked clear and crisp, they changed the words to make them smaller and clearer. But I noticed one thing. It seems they tampered with the original text of Frog... If you played Chrono Trigger you know that Frog came from medieval times and talked in old english (thee, thou) but in the screenshot I noticed something weird

Frog:
Ah, Crono!
What brings you here?
Come to practice your swordplay?

Okay if you noticed, Frog is using proper english. I remember this scene from the game but cant be sure if Frog said these exact words but after reading the comments on the article I was for sure that they had changed this. Normally for remakes or ports I don't care if a company likes to retouch some things about a game I like, I welcome change. But this really pisses me off because it feels weird. Frog always talked like that, it was part of his character and now they changed it. I guess I am getting angry for no reason but when they decide to change the text around for a game with already great story and character development in which you are already attached, in such a drastic manner, I am pretty pissed.


MasturbatingBear's Reviews
Handheld sex minigames?! Whats not to like (PSP)
God of War: Chains of Olympus is a video game for Sony’s PSP. This is the first review I am doing for a PSP game and I feel like it’s a great introduction to the handheld.   Gameplay: Okay everyone knows why the God of War series is so popular. ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on Aug. 13, 2008
Gears of War was and still is a great 360 title. (X360)
Gears of War was a great game for Xbox360 and is still a great game now, lets see why.   Gameplay: In Gears of War the gameplay is going to be the most important thing to any fans of this game or anyone who wants to play this game. The ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 23, 2008
Metal Gear Solid 4 is an amazing end to an ok series (PS3)
How to easily read: my review is split up into 4 basic parts at the end of my description i will give it a rank out of 5ex: I give my instructions on how to read my review a 2/5 because most people probably already knew that...Gameplay: The most important ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 22, 2008
A great RPG with an engrossing storyline (GC)
Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean is an RPG published by Namco Bandai for the Gamecube. The main thing that differentiates this game from other RPGs is the card system. The game revolves around the use of cards called magnus. Magnus capture the essences of real life items. ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 21, 2008
Fun to watch people play... (X360)
When i bought sneak king i don't know what was going through my mind. It seemed like a good idea at the start, " Hey a mediocre game for 4.99 why not." but then when i got home and popped it into my 360 and watched my brother play, I ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 21, 2008
Another Great SNES Rpg (SNES)
Final Fantasy III was the last final fantasy to be released on the super nintendo. Final Fantasy III is an amazing Rpg with a great story and great game play. There are many characters to choose from having in your party. Some of the most interesting parts of the game ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 21, 2008
An amazing game that still holds up today. (SNES)
Chrono Trigger was an amazing game back when it was released in 1995. Unfortunately not many people had played it. If you were one of the people who were fortunate enough to have played it you probably completely understand why this game gets 4 and a half stars. This is ...
Reviewed by MasturbatingBear on July 21, 2008


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natetodamax is unusually annoyed and irritated by the marijuana references in Modern Warfare 2.
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ZeroCast is looking for a place to hide...
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Sweep went to bed at 5am and woke up at 5pm. WHERE THE FUCK DID MY SATURDAY GO?!?!?
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MacGyver is 4 days till modern warfare bitches $$$
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dcpc10 is temporarily back, just to join in on some MF2 hype ^_^
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