MetaMike

I'm online right now, thanks for the help everyone who started to send me invites. People telling me to play more, your input is appreciated as well.
 
EDIT: Super extra double thanks to dstein_909 (blazingtoast), I'm hopping offline and onto a bed now.

Ah yes, Borderlands. My friend and I played the heck out of Borderlands when it first came out, and quickly obtained S ranks for it on the 360. It was my first S rank :$
 
But then the DLCs came out, one by one, and we lost our glorious 100%'s. Fast forward to a few weeks ago, where we finally buckle down and buy Zombie Island, Moxxi's Underdome and Knoxx's Armory, and set out to win back our S ranks (And yes, I know there's another DLC on the way but we have got MS points ready, yessir).
 
We obliterated the Zombie Island of Dr. Ned, and had a few laughs along the way. We decided to save the notoriously long and tedious Underdome for last, and now we are trying to down Crawmerax. Problem is, we have bad luck. 
 
We have always had the worst luck when it comes to finding weapons. All the time, we are reading FAQs on this boss or that particular instance, and these guides are always dropping gun names like Liquid Orion and Hellfire SMG and Pestilent Defiler and what-have-you. I think I've seen a Leviathan before, back in Playthrough 1. And we did have a rockin' fiery SMG at level 25ish. But that's it. We are high level adventurers with woefully low level equipment. 
 
Now I don't know if item duping is frowned upon as much as "the armory glitch" here, but I'm going to ask anyway if someone has the spare time to jot down my gamertag, hop in one of my games, and drop something that might help me and my friend play with a little finesse instead of abusing Second Wind and Revives over and over and over. 
 
EDIT: tl;dr version = Anyone have a spare gun? I play 360, yo.

I'll resubscribe and join you guys, it's just a question of whether I will play again before or after Cataclysm comes out. Cuz man, Cataclysm looks pretty sick.

Brilliant. Just simply brilliant.

I suppose the first one to post here can have my spare beta key. I'll PM it to you.
 
EDIT: It's gone!
 
P.S. Anyone able to invite to Space Neon Lobsters? I'm Flux@MetaMike

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