MrKart

I don't talk on world affairs, but today reminded me of why I wanted to be a weatherman as a kid: to help warn people about tornadoes. #okc

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    I don't talk on world affairs, but today reminded me of why I wanted to be a weatherman as a kid: to help warn people about tornadoes. #okc
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    A game where you guess your location based on random Google Maps images. The coolest thing ever. http://t.co/iaocUHujgi
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    So first Arrested Development comes back and now 24 comes back. Just need a Legends of the Hidden Temple revival and we're all set. #oneday
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    Spend ten minutes deciding if I should set my alarm five minutes later than normal for the morning--what kind of voodoo is this #4daysleft
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    Yo dawg I heard you like to grayscale your instagrams so you can hipster while you hipster #polaroid #dignitaries #puppies
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    If you think you're cool you probably aren't. If you think you're lame you probably are. So think of yourself as a narwhal and be a badass.
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    These Rockies flashbacks to the World Series make me feel like I need to grab a cane and talk to a chair thinking it's Obama #sleepdeprived
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    Hey, the Avs managed to win something! #nhldraft #deathtogetsethpaidoff
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    Sometimes I wish I wasn't allergic to cats but then I remember they're ugly and smell bad #wheresmagolden
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    Wait, we have a team in the playoffs? Wait, we have a basketball team?
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    The greatest ten seconds to spend in life: http://t.co/FmqDhxfDwW
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    When watching a movie, always watch the extras. They tend to do ridiculous things more entertaining than the regulars. #safetynotguaranteed
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    RT @EricWhitacre: Via reddit: the reason the internet was created. http://t.co/WHAwrAjHeG
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    "Bake 15-30 minutes." Well which in the hell is it.
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    I want to move to British Columbia so badly. It's beautiful, and then I can be British, Columbian, and Canadian all at once.
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    You're a Starbucks douche if: You use one outlet for your laptop and the other for your iPhone. CHARGE YOUR PHONE WITH YOUR COMPUTER! #early
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    No greater "What the hell do I do?!?" feeling than having to sneeze while brushing your teeth.
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    12 hours managing a nerd/hipster store and 4 hours leading a Disney store. I can't tell if I'm grown up yet. #whocares
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    It takes two lines to make an angle, but only one lime to make a margarita. #math

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