"I can break stuff without magic, so you're not so fucking special." -Ryan in The Dark Eye: Chains of Satinav QL

"I always fall out of your pocket and onto the subway tracks then get lodged in your neck." -Vinny in The Dark Eye: Chains of Satinav QL

"Infinite brodies." -Jeff in the Killzone 3 TNT

Man this thing is fucking awesome. Great work.

This might be the single greatest thing I've ever seen.

"Quality Under Batman... Uh... E puribus unum." -Vinny in the QUBE QL

"Is that a butt in the corner? ...Oh, three. Got it." -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

"Can you go be a cop? Can you go study at the cop... house?" -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

ahahahah there are some amazing quotes there, man if this was one of the banners at the top of the new site I wouldn't ever need to explain this site to anyone EVER

"Vinny Caravella knows all about peein' in bathtubs!" - Ryan Davis on a bombcast a few months ago.

@Breadfan said:

I almost just spit up soda.

I know if I were gonna fling shit at somebody, I would want to do the shitting part privately, and then step out with a hand fulla action.
- Jeff Gerstmann

Jeff "Hand Fulla Action" Gerstmann.

got a few:

Well THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT! hey, you know what? You're right, I SHOULDN'T worry about scorpions, but THERE YOU GO! -jeff

8-07-12

I'm going to no scope these crops! -ryan (farm simulator 2013)

10-23-12

Your Kid looks just like you and your kid is smoking' hot -jeff

6-26-12

OHHHHHHHHH, DOWN!!-jeff (after realizing what phoenix down meant)

3-09-2010

"I like to kill people" -Will Smith, TNT 02/10/11

I almost just spit up soda.

I know if I were gonna fling shit at somebody, I would want to do the shitting part privately, and then step out with a hand fulla action.
- Jeff Gerstmann

From last week's bombcast:

"I've just learned to accept occasional bouts of fucked up mouth." - Jeff Gerstmann

"What are you, a comedian?" - Vinny Caravella

"I think she's pregnant." - Dave Snider

"DiNozzo, more like...di -- dick." - Brad Shoemaker

"Goddamnit, Mary! Go back in the bus!" - Vinny Caravella

"Ryan, I'm a man." - Jeff Gerstmann

"Everyone just be fucking cool." - Ryan Davis

:)

"Alright, yep, that texture over there's terrible. Alright, later!" -Jeff in the DP ER

"I found the opening credits over here!" -Jeff in the DP ER

"I have a SWERY keyboard." -Vinny in the DP ER

"PrettyPolygonalLadiesHoldingThingsAndSobbing.com" -Jeff in the DP ER

"I'd hang up if someone tried to break down Tom and Jerry for me, too." -Jeff in the DP ER

"Fuse box comma, girl, let me at your." -Jeff in the DP ER

This is amazing.

"You know what CBS stands for? Fuck Ryan Davis." -Jeff in the BLLSL 3

"I think that's an HR violation." -Jeff in the BLLSL 3

"We are going to finally, I think, destroy Brad Shoemaker over the course of the day." -Jeff in the BLLSL 3

Quotes have been updated! We have now passed the 400 quote mark, which is totally crazy and amazing. Awesome work, everyone!

@Matthew said:

@MrLandmaster: Sooo, there is this thing I did with the first 37 podcasts, including the Arrow Pointing Down.

Click here for the fun times. There's 8 pages worth of posts in there (pages 1-8), so carve yourself out some time to go through'em. If you feel like it.

Holy moly, that's a lot of great stuff to dig through! I still haven't had time to properly look through all of this so thanks @pleasedaddyno for getting started for me.

"I'm six foot three. Milk is OK!"

God, I remember that, and it was so long ago.

Oh wow. Fantastic work!

"Right now! Dismiss class, go to the Emergency Room, and just point at your face, and go: 'HELP!'" -Ryan in the Prof. Layton and Miracle Mask QL

Have you added this one:

Feel the magic, catch the juice. Thundercats are loose. - Vinny Caravella.

"Or just have a sick-ass knife party!" -Jeff in the Black Ops 2 QL

I approve of this!

nice job dude

btw in case nobody said it: '' Rider, meet Horse. Horse... MEET... RIDER !!'' - Jeff

This is great!

@Matthew said:

@MrLandmaster: Sooo, there is this thing I did with the first 37 podcasts, including the Arrow Pointing Down.

Click here for the fun times. There's 8 pages worth of posts in there (pages 1-8), so carve yourself out some time to go through'em. If you feel like it.

i went through all of sir Matthew's notes and picked out some for the OP:

On the other hand, I have a tremendous 8-bit boner. -Brad

Helicopters are still a threat. -Jeff

Foreign blankets are still a threat. -Jeff

Polygonal morphing is still a threat. - Ryan

PS2 is still a threat. -Jeff

Space is still a threat. -Jeff

It's not Afrika, but what is. -Jeff

When push comes to shove, if it's a question about your survival or mine, like, of course I'm going to kill you--why wouldn't I?" -Vinny

Waffle house is like a gunshot wound at three in the morning. Self-inflicted. -Ryan

If you have a ponytail, cut it off. -Jeff

That game is janky. Rated J for janky. -Jeff

Stick a shotgun into an anthill and pull the trigger just to see what happens. -Jeff

Don't milk a hippie. You won't like what comes out. -Ryan

Well, you know what's better than 200,000 blades of grass...653,000 guns. -Jeff

I bet a zombie invasion smells really bad. -Vinny

"I have actually no less than 3 pieces of black velvet art in my house, so step the fuck off." Ryan Davis Giant Bombcast 02-17-2009

I love running this thing, and covering the bottom part where the name shows up and guessing who said what,

"TV POLICE, FREEZE!" - Jeff

"Penguins are dope." -Ryan in the Cargo: The Quest for Gravity QL

"Tell Mr. Moustache I said 'Eat a dick, straight up'." -Jeff in the DP ER, more than once, actually

"Show me your biscuits." -Jeff in the DP ER

"Take that cop! TAKE THAT COP! Millions of dead cops!" -Jeff in the DP ER

"Poo poo. Poo poo pocket." -Vinny in the DP ER. Yes, really.

"CQB! Close Quarters... Butt." -Vinny in the DP ER.

"Lamp did it." -Jeff in the DP ER.

"Lamp's been up for three days. Lamp has the cleanest house on the street, if you know what I'm saying." -Jeff in the DP ER

"Here take Spiritual Map B and fuck off. How 'bout that?" -Ryan in the DP ER

"Now the piano I will play, it is up to you to decide if I'm gay. So says Mr. Stewart." -Jeff in the DP ER

"Sit on my biscuits." -Vinny in the DP ER

"We gotta get outta here, it's the cops! Wait, we're the cops!" -Jeff in the DP ER

"Yeah, let's party. Stick it in. Just the tip though." -Jeff in the DP ER

"I'm a dog. I've got no asshole. Please don't feed me nothin'." -Ryan in the DP ER

"HAWWWWWW" - Jeff Gerstmann, playing Mega Man 9 and failing.

"It's totally OK." - Jeff Gerstmann's take on basically any game that's considered 'alright.'

"OH DUDE!" - Jeff Gerstmann Persona 4 Endurance Run

"Video game criticism just got critiqued!" - Jeff Gerstmann

"Jeff, you just creampied me." - Ryan Davis, Buzz! Quiz World Quick Look

"You guys are the worst company ever!" - Matt Kessler

"How do I hump the air?" - Vinny Caravella

"Grudge fuck." - Dave Snider

"It's like you want to give that bird the bird, amirite?" - Jeff Gerstmann

I'm almost ashamed at how many quotes I recognize, even the highly esoteric ones.

Kudos, I spent a good ten minutes flipping through them. I'm sure there's a lot that the GB crew would prefer not show up in court someday.

have you added the one from an episode of DEadly Premonition ER where ryan says "i have no asshole. please don't feed me!" alluding to willie the dog?

"lets watch a pro" vinny

"just ask my magic hat!" jeff in ep 1 of Deadly Premonition ER

"something bad happened here." vinny in same ep of ER

"bad touch" ryan

also, the conversation from that one bombcast where they talk about defecating into a hand flinging it at people...

this is great, by the way. so many fucks, too.

"That thing is poop that fell out of a butt." -Jeff in the P4 ER

"Maaaaaajiiiiick."- Ryan Davis, Harry potter QL.

"I work with ASSHOLES." Jeff G. Mario Bros. QL

"If I die playing Jackal, it's a life worth living!" Jeff playing... well... Jackal. (Game Room QL with Jackal)

"First place. First place Jackal player. Best in the world. I'm the best Jackal player that ever lived... First place apparently bronze medal." Jeff in the very same QL.

@MrLandmaster: Sooo, there is this thing I did with the first 37 podcasts, including the Arrow Pointing Down.

Click here for the fun times. There's 8 pages worth of posts in there (pages 1-8), so carve yourself out some time to go through'em. If you feel like it.

@MrLandmaster: Word. You've done excellent work. Have a bunch more quotes, on me.

"Right in the wahacas!" -Ryan in whatever QL is at the start of this

"Look at the boobs! Moving like no boob has ever moved in the history of time!" -Ryan in the Dead or Alive: Paradise QL

"It's called ABC. Always Be Clothing." -Ryan in the Afterburner: Climax QL

"Fuck you and your medicine balls, Vinny" -Ryan in the Wipeout QL

"The billboard went from saying 'No Chewing Allowed', and then you freed it- you freed it from the shackles of The Man and turned it into advertising for Stride gum. This game is already the worst thing I have ever seen." -Jeff in the Shawn White Skateboarding QL

"I have to go... I have t-... FUCK you guys." -Jeff in the Multimedia Celebrity Poker

"We did name our guy 'Pig Sticker'. Maybe people are seeing that and being turned off by that." -Ryan in the Farming Simulator 2012

"That guy was high when they filmed that." -Jeff in one of those there skateboarding games (Tony Hawk?)

"Go from 'Off' to 'Britiain'." -Vinny in the DCS: A-10C QL

"It's right under the turney knob." -Dave in the DCS A-10C QL

"Let me poke her first." -Jeff in the Hot Shots Golf Vita QL

"Goal. I'm the greatest soccer player that ever lived. I'm like David Beckham. Times 9. You will be bending it like me, this holiday season, in theaters." -Jeff in the Fifa PS Vita QL

"Goal. Like I said, I am the best soccer player in the history of the world. I'm like Pele, if Pele was from space." -Jeff again in the Fifa PS Vita QL

"You're talking about sex, right?!" -Ryan in the Persona 4 ER

"Dad, put your pants on!" -Vinny in the Persona 4 ER

"We got kicked out of the Bad, Bad Bathhouse for bad, bad behavior." -Jeff from the Persona 4 ER

"Turn this fucking game OFF." -Brad in the Family Feud 2012 QL

"Jeff, I need to interrupt you. We are talking to a lamp." -Dave in the Giantbomb CBSi announcment.

I totally forgot about "Suck shit from a lead pipe labeled 'shit delivery system'." Oh my God I needed that laugh. Phenomenal work, really. This needed to be done.

I don't know if it's already in or already suggested: "It looks like you're ruining your soul. Would you like some help?" - Jeff Gerstmann (from http://www.giantbomb.com/podcast/?podcast_id=303 at the very beginning)

My first one was this:

You're not gonna be delivering fucking pizzas! You're not gonna be strapping on fake dicks and fucking people with it. Oh wait -- STRAP IT ON! - Jeff Gerstmann

I approve of this quote generator.

EDIT: So many of them are Jeff quotes!

Quotes have been updated! I want to thank everyone again for the nice words, and for the amount of hilarious stuff that you've been suggesting.

@michaeldim said:

This might be too vague, but:

"What." -Jeff at least once in more-or-less every episode of the ER

While this is funny and iconic in the videos, it unfortunately doesn't really translate well in this context. But seriously, your quote dumps have been fantastic, so thank you!

Edit: Oh no, I broke something. I'm looking into it.

Edit 2: And it's back!

1. Sliced bread

2. Giant Bomb Quoter

3. Sex

There's not necessarily a particular order to those, but they are the three greatest things ever.

Analog laser sucks dicks. - Ryan Davis

I'm gonna rip your head off and order a pizza. - Jeff Gerstmann

Yo bro, let's go. - Vinny Caravella

I tried not to shit my pants, but then I couldn't do anythn' - Brad Shoemaker

Fuck myNotebook Carbon - Jeff Green

I don't know if anyone else did this, but I took a look at the source code behind that page. There are nearly 300 quotes. Damn fine effort.

Imma just saturate this thread with quotes. Fuck it.

"No. No I don't even know what you're talking about. I'm not even here right now." -Jeff in the Persona 4 ER

"This situation has been made... I'm actually really annoyed- Oh, CHRIST!" -Jeff in the Persona 4 ER

"Take your pants off and get in the TV." -Vinny in the Persona 4 ER

"Man, that is... This game knows me a little too well." -Jeff in the Persona 4 ER

"Take those pins off your jacket, they signify your desirably to become impregnated by the transfer student." -Jeff in the Persona 4 ER

"Now do you wanna see what Mr. Morooka looks like without his pants on or what?" -Jeff in the Persona 4 ER

"Who want's to make a little money with their too-damn-short skirts?" -Jeff in the Persona 4 ER

"Hey Vinny. GET BENT!" -Jeff in the Persona 4 ER

"Vinny... If your not here to push X... I don't know what I'd do." -Jeff in the Persona 4 ER

"I'M WEARING MY OWL HEAD!" -Jeff in the Persona 4 ER

"YES! THE FUCKING BALL!" -Jeff in the Persona 4 ER

"Dude! He's hot!" -Vinny in the Persona 4 ER

"That's cool, but HE'S IN OUR WORRRLLLLDD." -Vinny

This might be too vague, but:

"What." -Jeff at least once in more-or-less every episode of the ER

I could watch/read that thing all day. Great job!

"Then it turns out he's a Templar, and you hammer in the last nail!" -Jeff

"Lady, what kind of house did you buy?!" -Vinny (Phantasmagoria)

"Soon, soon, you're a balloon!" -Jeff Gerstmann

From the Persona 4 Endurance Run.

"You're the illest, crazy drug trip eagle." -Jeff Gerstman

"Bitch, please." -Ryan Davis

From Lord of the Rings: War in the North quicklook.

That's why you spent that time in prison- Jeff to Vinny about being creepy in some Japanese side scroller.

This is awesome! My only suggestion would be to give context to the quotes.

Agh, I went to take a screen capture of:

"Seattle is actually Spanish for "taco." -Ryan Davis

and right before I hit print screen it changed to:

"Cunt." -Vinny Caravella.

this is easily one of the greatest things of all time.

Great job sir!