I'm the best boat stabber.- Jeff (Black Ops II /Comedy Night TNT)

I had to make sure not to get poisoned by the poisonous devil. - Ryan (Super Scribblenauts Quick Look)

Oh My God! Look At That Fucking Crabomancer! - Patrick (Penny Arcade Adventures: Episode 3 Quick Look)

Vinny this DLC is haunted. - Patrick (Sleeping Dogs: Nightmare in North Point Quick Look)

Hey menu.... start St.Patricks Day seasons potched eggs.... Mass Effect. - Vinny (Angry Birds Trilogy Quick Look)

"YEAAAAAHHHH!!! HOLY SHIT! OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THE GLASSES! OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT! That is the best thing that's ever happened to me..." - Ryan Davis, TNT, 2/21/13

"Thanks Sim-bama!" -Ryan in Unprofessional Fridays 1/25/13

" 'Stan was driving Michael home, doing his best to make him happy.' ...eugh." - Jeff in Unprofessional Fridays 1/25/13

"The last time I drank tequila was with a pregnant girl" - Jeff Getstmann, Unprofessional Fridays 02/15/13

"I"M THE CODE DEMON! ARRRRRGH!" - Jeff Gerstmann, Skulls of the Shogun/ Chivalry TNT.

Another one: "Do not put a turkey baster full of liquor up your butt under any circumstances." - Ryan Davis, 1/22/13 Bombcast

Edit: One more, from just now: "This is the 9/11 of video games." - Jeff Gerstmann, Unprofessional Fridays 1/25/13

"Would you sooner eat dog food or other people?" - Brad Shoemaker, 1/15/13 Bombcast

"I'm pro slaves." - Ryan Davis (Family Fued 2012 Edition Quick Look)

You know when you get like really, really good heroin, like the REALLY good stuff. - Ryan

Can we show Norm's giant muffin? If you know what I mean. - Ryan

Don't blame me, I voted for fiery bus. - Ryan

I just have a picture of a fish that says fiery bus. - Vinny

from the Split/Second TNT

Amazing!

"I am a goddamn truck!" - Vinny Caravella (Euro Truck Simulator 2 live stream.)

I know you have heard this a bunch already. Thank you for this, it never fails to bring a smile to me face and laugh a couple of seconds later.

i only hope that Giantbomb staff incorporate this into the new website!!!

That's a pretty horse lady - Vinny Caravella

"Ha ha! Read the rules, homies!"- Drew Scanlon (01/03/13 TNT.)

ha excellent, good job! Some All of these Jeff quotes are brilliant.

That's incredible. I'll be posting a lot of these in the Mii Verse. "Dear Bowser: Cunt." OK maybe not cunt.

FUCKING LOVE THIS, lol, instant bookmarkt and just letting it run in one browser to peek at from time to time XD

Unfortunatly those DeathSmiles Quick Looks only really turned up one usable quote:

"All's fair in child love and war... your honor." - Jeff Gerstmann

Still, it's a pretty good one.

i really hope this is regularly maintained, because some great shit happens every week on these podcasts. there was some good stuff today that i forgot to write down

This is awesome.

Also, the occasional 2 or 3 in a row that seem to perfectly line up are blowing my mind.

Vinny says "something about oatmeal" (don't quite remember the quote) followed by

"From the fine makers of cunt." - Vinny

Let's grant Satan a bunch of power while we're at it. I mean, really, what's the worst that could happen?! - Jeff P4 ER. Might be an ok one.

"Fuck your throat" -Ryan Davis (Rouge Warrior Quick Look)

@TopSteer said:

@Thompson820 said:

By the way, can anyone remember the name of that anime side-scrolling shooter with a Christmas theme that had a cast of like 6 underage girls to choose from? That Quick Look is probably full of gold.

@pyromagnestir: That game is Deathsmiles IIX: Makai no Merry Christmas . http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-deathsmiles-2x/17-4158/

They also did a quick look of the original Deathsmiles. http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-deathsmiles/17-3108/

Jeff and Vinny in a Christmas game quick look with some pedo undertones? Christmas came early this year!

@Thompson820 said:

By the way, can anyone remember the name of that anime side-scrolling shooter with a Christmas theme that had a cast of like 6 underage girls to choose from? That Quick Look is probably full of gold.

@pyromagnestir: That game is Deathsmiles IIX: Makai no Merry Christmas . http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-deathsmiles-2x/17-4158/

They also did a quick look of the original Deathsmiles. http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-deathsmiles/17-3108/

Don't know if it's in there but "cunt" -Vinny should be in.

These are pretty great!

Absolutely brilliant. Thank you sir.

Ryan: I think we are the last generation that grew up with the monoculture.

Vinny: You mean that kissing disease.

It's like getting raped in the mouth by Hitler.

I sorta wanna read these off to somesort of beat.

@BSw said:

That chick from Little Mermaid? She's all sorts of weird! - Vinny in The Power of Illusion QL.

This is all you really need.

Don't worry buddy, I've got your number! We'll hook you up with all sorts of girls! Ah, it's a great time in here! Just think of it and it'll come true! Like blonds? Done! Redheads? You got it! That chick from Little Mermaid? She's all sorts of weird! - Vinny in The Power of Illusion QL. How the hell he made this up because Jiminy Cricket was on the screen is beyond me, but it cracked me up beyond belief.

"I like it when they eat the trophies." -Jeff in the Wii U stream.

" Once you go black console you'll never go back console" -Jeff.

@Thompson820 said:

"They all have made interesting clothing choices. That's a lot of double-sided tape." - Vinny

"Really, you tickle the girls while you're loading? Load again." - Vinny

"She only talks when I touch her." - Jeff

"No one really looks me in the eye anymore, I can't imagine why." - Jeff

All from Quick Look: Otomedius Excellent.

By the way, can anyone remember the name of that anime side-scrolling shooter with a Christmas theme that had a cast of like 6 underage girls to choose from? That Quick Look is probably full of gold.

You left out the best one, man!

Vinny "You don't dress like that, and then when somebody punches you in the nipple get all modest."

Unless that's already in there, in which case, never mind! And man I really want to see that other quick look you mentioned...

This needs to be some form of screensaver...

"Sad girls are the prettiest" - Jeff

"Maybe if I rub it I can make it bigger" - Jeff (from Funky Barn live stream)

"I've got eggs crawling out of my egghole." - Jeff during his live stream of Funky Barn.

"Donuts got did." -Ryan in the 10-30-2012 bombcast

"They're made out of trophy." -Ryan in the Wii U Stream

Sorry about the wait, I've been a bit busy. Quotes are now updated! Thank you all for the continued support and suggestions. I'm really enjoying reading everything :)

I absolutely love this! It reminded me why I love this site so much; great users and a hilarious crew.

dude this is great! fine work and welcome to the site.

"Let's get that Wii in the Internet Hot-tub!" -Jeff in the Wii U stream.

"Here is a man burning alive on a Nintendo console." -Jeff in the Wii U stream.

Who's riding who now Mario? I'm sick and tired of being your bottom! - Ryan Davis

"They all have made interesting clothing choices. That's a lot of double-sided tape." - Vinny

"Really, you tickle the girls while you're loading? Load again." - Vinny

"She only talks when I touch her." - Jeff

"No one really looks me in the eye anymore, I can't imagine why." - Jeff

All from Quick Look: Otomedius Excellent.

By the way, can anyone remember the name of that anime side-scrolling shooter with a Christmas theme that had a cast of like 6 underage girls to choose from? That Quick Look is probably full of gold.

"My hand has stopped! My HAND! HELP! CALL THE HAND POLICE!" -Jeff in the P4 ER 108

@michaeldim said:

"Quality Under Batman... Uh... E puribus unum." -Vinny in the QUBE QL

"Is that a butt in the corner? ...Oh, three. Got it." -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

"Can you go be a cop? Can you go study at the cop... house?" -Vinny in the Cherry Tree QL

The Cop house part was amazing.

" Let's learn from the master, let's watch the pro do it.. Wooooooooo!" - Vinny and Brad, Ravaged QL. One of the best quicklooks to date.

oh god I can't breathe