Thanks to my moms, my pops, my agent Jimothy and my publicist Donathan, my ex-wife Sharon, my beautiful step-daughter... so beautiful... 
UH, oh, I also want to thank my lawyer Shecky Rodriguez for blocking that Bolivian extradition order during my... dark period. 
Without you, none of this would be possible, man.
And, of course, my main man God for giving me the strength to post 20 retarded blogs. Keep it alpha, God. Big ups.
REMEMBER, IF THE GLOVE DON'T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT, AND IF THERE'S GRASS ON THE FIELD, PLAY BALL!
I LOVE YOU GIANTBOMB!
PEACE, WE OUT.
 

I DIDN'T MURDER THAT BOLIVIAN WHORE

While they dodging bullets, they should be dodging questions

1-1-1 FLIST

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Man, squirt guns are great. Why do you have to shun squirt guns when you grow up?
They're fantastic.

Hey OLD MAN, I just watched Tron a couple weeks ago, and I still loved it. 
TAKE THAT, SUCKER!

MAKING YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY TAKES EVERYTHING YOU GOT

This is terrible.

Took me like an hour.

You suck.