They do... I haven't had a ray of sunlight touch my now sickly green skin in like 2 months. Not to mention the wild, suken eyes and talking to yourself. Between work and playing games addicted to frikkin' achievements, many slowly go gollum.
I think eventually there'll be a sub-race of achievement gollums all around the world. Black achievement gollums, white achievement gollums, latino achievement gollums, asian achievement gollums, etc, all connected through the world wide web. I said eventually, but I guess I'd say this is already happening.
 
Of course, if you sip mate all day (real yerba mate, not the energy drink garbage) like I do, the green pigmentation will come quicker.

Whelp, I dunno if I'm much into writing for my own self gratification, but I might blurt out some opinionated chunks of text in the future, now that I acknowledge this blog thing.
 
Just so you know (all none of you who'll be reading this): I've been following GB since the beginning, but never participated in any way except to consume, and since lately I've been on the mind that humankind sucks and that we really are parasites as the Matrix suggests, living only to consume and reproduce, I thought I'd at least give something back, even if it is only useless clusters of letters.

So there. I've inagurally blogged. Let's hope I find another time whence I'm as bored as I am now, and I'll probably attack a gaming topic that's always bothered me: the RPG genre labeling on so called JRPGs, and the fact that, to me, they're mostly just interactive soap operas...