RodneythePom comments on 2008's biggest games in 5 words or less

By RodneythePom December 1, 2008 13 Comments

This post is parody and is not intended to offend cite anything as fact. Feel free to join in and post your own reactions to games in 5 words or less!

Burnout Paradise - Awesome for the first week
No More Heroes - A gamer's game
Devil May Cry 4 - Fan service
Super Smash Brothers Brawl - Fan service to the extreme
Lost Odyssey - Best RPG you won't play
GT Prolouge - Best racing sim demo ever
Grand Theft Auto 4 - Stripped GTA we love
Haze - Worst shooter this year
Metal Gear Solid 4 - Overrated game. Great movie.
Ninja Gaiden II - Frustratingly fun
Battlefield Bad Company - Fun distraction from COD 4
Mario Kart Wii - No co-op? Worst. Kart. Ever.
Too Human - 10 years for this?
Fable 2 - Molyneux just stop hyping
Fallout 3 - Oblivion lite with guns
Left 4 Dead - Best game you over-paid for
Little Big Planet - Innovative, fun, soul sucking
Spore - More like bore (har har har)
Saint's Row 2 - What GTA used to be
Gears of War 2 - Bigger, Better, more emotional
Resistance 2 - Fuck single player, 60 players!
Red Alert 3 - Expansion pack imminent....
The Last Remnant - Shit
Animal Crossing: City Folk - Crack for kids and adults
Madden 2009 - *facepalm* more of the same...
NHL 2009 - Madden devs should take a hint
Sonic Unleashed - Stop the fucking gimmicks
Wii-Fit - Too fat? Too bad.

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