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Remember when Robocop shot that dude's dick?

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I voted Horizon, but Nioh' s excellent as well. Get both eventually.

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Final Fantasy XV: The Ending

Uncharted 4: The Crash Bandicoot sections/ the epilogue.

The Titanfall 2 campaign toe to tip.

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I desperatly want Seanbaby to write a guest column.

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So this is a Spoiler for Tales of the Abyss, which is a pretty great game. But...........

So one of your party members, a guy named Guy, is a handsome dashing swordsman type. Women everywhere swoon for him and try to hug/hang off of him, yet he hates women touching him. He's not gay, he just doesn't like the physical act of females touching him. The idea is kind of funny- handsome guy afraid of girls like a young kid- and the other party members make light hearted jokes at his expense. It's slightly charming in the way that all Tales games are slightly charming. However later in the game you find out that the reason he hates touching women is because when he was a young kid his sisters and maids all died on top of him to protect him from some sort of massacre. Everyone in the party starts to feel real shitty about all the jokes they made and apologize and that's kind of it, it's a real bummer.

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I've had dogs named Ace, Jack, and Snickers. This'll be off topic but I had a friend whose last name is Dockter name her cat Dr. Chocolate, which is a sweet name.

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You see articles like this is why I love the Onion.