Shaydesun

Wood elf for life motha fucka. Oh a shit ton of spiders are fighting me early game, boom now their fighting the fucking enemy. No one can touch wood elves, they're the baddest motherfuckers in all of tamriel. Wood elves just need to fuck over the High Elves and take this fucking world for themselves. Other than that it's definitely a Khajitt, with no weapons because weapons are for pussies. Unless it's a wood elf if it uses a weapon it's a pussy. Khajit's and wood elves if united could fucking rock everyone's world. They'd beat the shit out of a skeever, or a bandit, or a gaurd, or a fucking dragon, or a Daedric Prince, or hell even the Eight themselves.

Fuck imperials, Fuck Nords, Fuck Bretons, Fuck High Elves, Fuck argonians, fuck orcs, and those black dudes too.

Dark elves are chill, but we'd fuck them up if we had too.

Fuck Talos, Fuck Ulfric, Fuck the Emporer.

Wood elves and Khajit's fo lyfe nigga

My next character will be on the side of the stormcloaks and will be a wood elf, to make his backstory short Altmer killed his parents because they were working on an operation "Valkyrie" type thing trying to destroy the Aldmeri Dominion from inside after they found out about all the corruption in it. The only person alive who still knows the truth is my dudes uncle and he is trapped in an Aldmeri prison somewhere. So alas my character Cûron Gondir (Sindarin {LOtR elvish talk} for Ruler of the Crescent Moon) sides with the racist Stormcloaks because avenging his parents death is more important to him than anything else.

My Character is named Haldir and is loosely based off the Character from LOtR. I went through all of Oblivion with the same character and I am staying true to LOtR's elves being immortal, however, they can be killed in battle but time has no affect on them. I made the character when oblivion first came out and carried him over to skyrim. I do a lot of good things but at the same time I do bad stuff, giving him a reason to go help the in the battle of Helm's Deep. I didn't put much thought into it as I was young when I made the character and maxed him out on oblivion. But now, I'm planning on doing the same thing with a new account named "Cûron Gondir" which loosely translates from Sindarin (common elvish tongue in LOtR) as Ruler of the Crescent moon. It should have been one word but I split it up so he would have a surname. Working on his backstory now, just like 5 mins ago created the character.

Thank you for serving our country and I've been looking at joining the service as well. Recruiter has just been giving me flak because I don't want to join without an option 40.