simian

Me: Maybe I'll leave work early and go to the gym. FATE: HAHAHAFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUUUUUUCKYOOOOOOU.

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    Me: Maybe I'll leave work early and go to the gym. FATE: HAHAHAFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUUUUUUCKYOOOOOOU.
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    Maybe it's just me but I'm finding the new Daft Punk to be sorta underwhelming.
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    Thanks Google Now, thanks. http://t.co/WmaVglo4TK
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    Erotic Beverly is making me nauseous.
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    Crusher talking about getting off on her Grandmother's erotic journal is making me gag. Literally. #tng
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    It's weird seeing activity on my feed at quarter to 2 on a Sunday. You crazy kid.
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    This episode is of Mad Men is getting really dark and creepy.
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    This like some weird Mad Men / Breaking Bad crossover.
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    Only now do I regret agreeing to work the long weekend. #sosleepy
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    Hendricks Gin, St Germain & strawberry soda. If only I had some fresh mint.
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    Got woken up by my dogs dry hacking cough so decided to be productive and wash baby bottles. Go me.
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    I'm at Joe's Grill (Vancouver, BC) http://t.co/En9dFMoS5R
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    Is there a cross over between hipsters & maker nerds? I'd love to see that venn diagram. http://t.co/OYIL9R1SCa
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    I'm at La Belle Patate - @yummypoutinevan (Vancouver, BC) http://t.co/2CIE442jHl
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    This has the look and feel of a modern day 'The Tick' so fingers crossed: http://t.co/2L7epqe78s
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    Ugh Irisa in Defiance is the worst. Most pointless character ever.
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    I get so much random crap in my LinkedIn inbox that my response to anything is "Pfft yeah right <super huge mega company> wants to hire me."
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    Sync'ing my payment information across all of my devices sounds like a recipe for drunken financial ruin.
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    Only thing I caught in that word cloud for Chrome was 'For Cuties'. NO UGGOS. #io13
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    Oh wow I suddenly want a Samsung G4.

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