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Pool Nation is my personal choice for pool simulation video games. This looks pretty similar though.

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I NEED TO KNOW WHAT WAS CONTAINED IN THE PART OF THE EMAIL THAT BRAD DIDN'T READ, IT'S GOING TO HAUNT ME FOREVER

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I'm usually willing to give things the benefit of the doubt, but yeah...I think this is the worst trailer I've ever seen.

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Hey, sad/depressed crew high-five! *half-hearted attempt at a high-five, followed by more moping* Oh well, we tried!

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FUCK YEAH.

Although I would have preferred to have "The Boss" in Divekick complete with the entire character creation system of Saint's Row.

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I kinda like Lightning as Lara Croft more than I like Lara Croft, for some reason.

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Aw man, they didn't show the sandbox thingy that comes with the pre-order! D: There's a plinko board, a giant hammer, and like 100,000 ramps and shit to crash into! It's worth the pre-order all by itself!

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is that a custom wood body for a Rock Band controller?
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So glad Gone Home got on the list! Only game on that list I really care about.

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@pseg said:

@slowbird said:

guacamelee tastes even worse than guacamole

...and this is why I can't trust you, Slowbird. Guacamole haters can't be trusted.

To be clear, I already own Tomb Raider, DmC, Battlefield, Spelunky, Antichamber, and Guacamelee, I just haven't played them. This is the terrible thing Steam sales will do to a man.

Guacamole is not good on burgers or other things! It's a goddamn fruit and it tastes bad in combination with salty meats! Fuck avocados!

also I got DMC free and can't be bothered to play it, Tomb Raider was cheap and thank god for that, and I played the demo of Blood Dragon and didn't want to buy it afterwards. I watched someone play Spelunky and said "nope" and I hate multiplayer shooters so Battlefield is out until they bring back the Bad Company characters. Antichamber looks like a puzzle game and I hate puzzles because I am not smart enough to solve them.