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I nominate @day9tv for a Shorty Award in #gaming because...He's the best! <3 http://bit.ly/shorty

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    I nominate @day9tv for a Shorty Award in #gaming because...He's the best! <3 http://bit.ly/shorty
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    (in reference to penises) they're like snowflakes, everybodies different
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    All that matters is things went "boom boom" earlier. That's what my mom would say
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    Ruth: they were choosing between 304&420, But they both took 420 cuz it's 420 Rob: I don't get it, what does 304 stand for?
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    They're not semen brownies--they have love in them, just not that kind of love. http://twitpic.com/1ap4o7
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    It's magical how you can flush a toilet on the top of the Empire State Building. Words cannot describe the sheer beauty of that thought.
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    Weather for Pearl River NY-15 inches of snow Weather for Boston MA-0 inches The thought of going to New England to escape the snow-priceless
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    Happy first year anniversary Beta Gamma Theta
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    I just fell infront of the bus met two girls in the process who needs lifting weights to impress grls when you simply have to fall on ur ass
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    That was a quickie!
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    We're the second largest hamlet in new York.
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    Robert's cookie got stuck. Dunking fail http://twitpic.com/11920w
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    Ahhhhhhhh I need a fork! Oh wait there's one in my pocket
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    Wes: when I squeeze this, nothing comes out Rob: that's what she said
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    You don't lick a tootsie roll, you suck it
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    I call this extreme waterboarding http://twitpic.com/z9w7f
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    What's a manwhich? I saw a commercial for it...
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    They'll flop around, but you'll get 'em eventually http://twitpic.com/yuqf1
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    David was my sloppy seconds
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    Despite riding Amtrak, reading Skymall makes it feel like I am on an airplane going to an exotic destination rather than Stamford CT

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