Stapler_Hernandez's forum posts

#1 Posted by Stapler_Hernandez (129 posts) -
Termite said:
"Stapler_Hernandez said:
"Termite said:
"Stapler_Hernandez said:
"OMFG!!!!

Joke thread right? You're 12, maybe?

Only advice I can give you: wait a couple of years for those testicles to drop, fuck a couple of girls, and grow some chest hair, and perhaps then you can call yourself an unequivocal potential moderator.

Until then, lay off the furry Sonic hentai.
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^This^

Another way to not have any chance of being a mod, or respected for that matter :P
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Wait, I can't tell, are you scorning me or him? If it's the former, it's obvious you need some 3Bently in your life.
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I'm scolding you for making a personal attack on someone on a forum, the kid is out of his mind but that doesn't mean being immature about it is any more justified.

I don't want to start an argument but you were way to harsh on him, he's just a bit clueless
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So legitimate advice is now twisted into me being the antagonist in this scenario? Did I touch a nerve with you?

Nothing of what I said was a personal attack. It was a observant analysis of his shortcomings as a human being, and my assessment of the situation allowed me to output valid information to guide him for his future. And I'm the bad guy.

Get bent.
#2 Posted by Stapler_Hernandez (129 posts) -
quezcotl said:
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Its ppl like you who run in the hallway and smoke on the breaks.
Behave plz.

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Fakeboy confirmed.
#3 Posted by Stapler_Hernandez (129 posts) -
Rcwpong said:
"Response to treefity:

1.  Most people hate not having full camera control but they've tried to do the best they can with the environments they've created.  Strategic and Iso seem to work fine for me.  You still may not see the whole battlefield but in order to do that you'd have zoom out to a crazy distance.  Click LB and let go to recenter the camera if you have to. I normally click it right after I slide to a new enemy.   Holding LB is really only for exploration Freelook.

2. Multiple people seem to mention this and I just don't know how to take it.  So it's good because you don't have to redo everything and get frustrated but it's bad because you have to watch a 20 second cutscene?  You do end up losing your combo meter/EXP modifier.  Your equipment will also take a small durability hit.  I dunno, seems like a good balance between brutally punishing and a slap on the wrist.  Die less?  I have yet to see this animation.

3.  The reason I have yet to see the death animation is probably because I already knew exactly how to navigate the combat.  Instead of rushing into a pack of enemies and just holding the stick, try using the slide to dash in and out.  Not only does this refuse to give the enemies a shot at you but it keeps me thinking one step ahead.  As I'm sliding to the first group, I roll the stick to point at an enemy on the outside, hit them then go back in.  If there is no outsider to slide to, I hit B to roll out and then slide back in or double tap to juggle them into the air (try it with a 2H hammer).  This pingponging back and forth made the combat very engaging for me.  It also boosts your combo meter faster allowing usage of Ruiners, % bonus EXP and just basically increasing speed and dammage.  Then I played as the other 4 classes and the Commando especially gave me an entirely different playstyle if I so chose.

It just seems that most *not all* but most negative impressions are people that play it for 10 minutes and say "This sucks".  They never really give the game a shot.  They also seem to be at the front of every message board as the people that hate it or give up early run to a board to say it sucks.  The people that give it a shot take longer, explore all that it has to offer, then post on page 3 or 4 of forums saying "I started out hating it, but now I kinda like it".  If you don't care to give it a deeper look that's fine.  Just think more about games like Diablo, Titan's Quest or Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance.  This game is trying to be the next step but with combat that does have a bit more depth.  Not Ninja Gaiden or DMC depth, but there is some there.
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If you expect people to read this apologetic nonsense and offer amnesty to the abomination known as Too Human, you have some strange delusions of grandeur. This game is fucking TERRIBLE. The whole game can be beaten by holding up on the right analog sticks. The controls are beyond unresponsive, so instead of condoning exploration of skill sets, Dyack makes you want to fucking squeal when you try anything but pushing up on the right analog sticks. The graphics are hideous, all the monsters are ugly and generic, and the cutscene direction is just abysmal. Note to Mr. Dyack: those animations belong in a South Park toon, not in a self-proclaimed blockbuster epic video game experience. Perhaps you should've spent more time developing than putting on a pseudo-intellectual philospher's act. Hope your whiny ass is put on the streets when this repulsive product fails critically and commercially.
#4 Posted by Stapler_Hernandez (129 posts) -

Denis Dyack is currently pursuing to seek legal action against Giant Bomb.

Has to find some way to recoup the $70 million he shat away.

Too Human is going to sell about 100 copies in its lifetime.

#5 Posted by Stapler_Hernandez (129 posts) -

I already played 400 of Gears of War and 150 of Oblivion. From last gen, 2500 hours of Melee.

#6 Posted by Stapler_Hernandez (129 posts) -
Termite said:
"Stapler_Hernandez said:
"OMFG!!!!

Joke thread right? You're 12, maybe?

Only advice I can give you: wait a couple of years for those testicles to drop, fuck a couple of girls, and grow some chest hair, and perhaps then you can call yourself an unequivocal potential moderator.

Until then, lay off the furry Sonic hentai.
"
^This^

Another way to not have any chance of being a mod, or respected for that matter :P
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Wait, I can't tell, are you scorning me or him? If it's the former, it's obvious you need some 3Bently in your life.
#7 Posted by Stapler_Hernandez (129 posts) -
Dakota said:
"Man That press conference was bad. 2/10
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Shamamalalalamamamamamaalalamam playing Wii Music is comedic gold.
#8 Posted by Stapler_Hernandez (129 posts) -

Don't like it.

#9 Posted by Stapler_Hernandez (129 posts) -

OMFG!!!!

Joke thread right? You're 12, maybe?

Only advice I can give you: wait a couple of years for those testicles to drop, fuck a couple of girls, and grow some chest hair, and perhaps then you can call yourself an unequivocal potential moderator.

Until then, lay off the furry Sonic hentai.

#10 Posted by Stapler_Hernandez (129 posts) -

Lol at the inane censorship.

Thanks for contributing to the brash decline of America.