By StutteringBilly 0 Comments
Best of craigslist nominee for sure -
Get this scary clown out of my house! - $150 (New Westminster)For sale: One scary scary antique toy.
The Goods: I have an authentic c. 1930's German Shuco "drummer" clown for sale that has been in the family forever... he has the early metal feet (So he can drum freely in hell!) There are a few little imperfections with him, but overall he's in good condition. His drum has little paint nicks from eerily drumming at night even though he has no key to wind him up... creepy.
Ok, he doesn't actually drum at night without being wound up. If he did randomly drum at night I would have most likely burnt him by now and moved far away.
It's been in the family forever, and I suppose most would keep him as a family heirloom or something... but my sister is deadly afraid of clowns and doesn't want him... and the fun of leaving him in random places around her house has worn off (I still do it of course, it's good to have a hobby) And my aunt actually talks to him when she walks by saying "Ooh, you're an evil little ba$tard aren't you?" (This is probably unhealthy and we're secretly monitoring my aunts behaviour)
So although this is all very entertaining, I still have to sleep with it in my room and it creeps me out a little.
Anyways, if you have a family member or friend who hates clowns... (Clever marketing ploy huh? Everyone knows someone who hates clowns...) This is a perfect time to show them just how much you love them.
Anyways, If you're interested let me know!
Bonus: This clown may also possess my soul, if it does... think of it as an added bonus! (My soul is worth at least $1!)
Cash sale only please... Thanks!