superjoe

Super Mario Bros with jaundice

Happy Birthday!

@hemish: Crystal Geyser

I'm getting a Kegel workout watching this.

Prayers for Han

Like 10 yrs ago Squirt sold an energy variant called "Citrus Power" and it was the best.

This is easier said than done in Lost Levels. In addition to a perfect flagpole jump he needs:

• a coin counter that reads either 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, or 99
• to touch the flagpole when the last digit of the timer matches the coin counter

Played through the beginning of Jedi: Fallen Order after eating two grape-flavored Plus gummies and got completely lost trying to find my way back to my ship.

Disgusting! 🤮

Damn you Kojima!