Hell, this is my 5,000.
 
What exactly did I contribute to Giantbomb so far I thought earlier today?
I wrote some blogs, earned 2 wiki points for adding a cover and mostly pissed a lot of people of.
Made some enemies, made some friends, made some cyberstalkers and made some people cry (with or without laughter involved).
 
I often hear that my opinions/comments are neutral and levelheaded, well thought out or just amazingly fitting ( yep).
Truth be told that's all very nice but I just comment for the hell of it, when I feel like it, I'm glad people can agree with me on some points and saving them the time to type because my sayings are quotable is nice.
Nothing was ever accomplished by being silent, except for hiding in a closet holding your breath until the rapist walked past but that's hardly linked to a forum.
So I ain't stopping now. 

Basically, I have no clue what to say, what to do or how to continue.
I just stalk these forums in my spare time since most of the people here are amazing and the discussions here are often of higher quality.
So that's worth coming back to.
 
I'm not even posting this to the forums, since I can't seem to care for it. 
So yay, that's 5K and I ain't leaving for a long while.

Congratulations! I'm dealing with it, all right.

Das cool. And a whole 2 wiki points apparently still has you at the place of 16,168 out of 129,093. So congrats on that ;P

At the rate I'm posting, I won't reach 5,000 for another four years.

@TaliciaDragonsong: Thankfully I provide neither!

Nothing was ever accomplished by being silent, except for hiding in a closet holding your breath until the rapist walked past but that's hardly linked to a forum. 

@Kazona:  Its about quality, not quantity right?