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Bumps for Boobs, a 24 Hour CharTitty Mammarython.

Heads up, GiantBomb! It's breast cancer awareness month, and video games are fighting the good fight once again over at VidyaShorts. You are hereby invited to our first ever:

Bumps for Boobs 24 Hour CharTitty Mammarython.

Starting TONIGHT (Oct. 21st at 7pm EST 4pm PT) I will begin streaming a collection of games for charity. The stream will continue for 24 hours straight . Various restrictions/challenges will be put into effect after certain brackets of donation are reached, and a variety of video game PRIZES will be given to viewers! 100% of donations received will go to Susan G. Komen for the Cure!

Games!

  • Duke Nukem Forever
  • Space Channel 5: Part 2
  • Tomb Raider: Anniversary

Prizes!

  • Duke Nukem Forever
  • Space Channel 5: Part 2
  • Tomb Raider: Anniversary
  • Tomb Raider Legend
  • Tomb Raider Underworld
  • Company of Heroes
  • Alpha Protocol
  • Humble Indie Bundle #3 (Crayon Physics Deluxe, Cogs, VVVVVV, Hammerfight, And Yet It Moves, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, and Atom Zombie Smasher)
  • *One of the following pre-orders: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, or Star Wars: The Old Republic.

Milestones!

  • $100: Streamer can only walk backwards for 30 minutes. (DNF)
  • $222.22: Streamer switches to Tomb Raider: Anniversary and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Tomb Raider: Anniversary)
  • $300: Streamer must walk in crouch with camera focused on Lara's butt for 15 minutes.
  • $333.33: Streamer switches to Space Channel 5: Part 2 and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Space Channel 5: Part 2)
  • $400: Streamer must now activate webcam and dance along whenever playing Space Channel 5: Part 2.
  • $444.44: Streamer switches to Duke Nukem Forever and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Company of Heroes)
  • $500: "Duke Vision Mode" enabled for one hour. (DNF)
  • $555.55: Streamer switches to Tomb Raider: Anniversary and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Tomb Raider: Legend)
  • $600: Streamer must jump everywhere he goes instead of walking in Tomb Raider for one hour.
  • $650: Streamer can only speak in Duke Nukem one-liners for one hour.
  • $666.66: Streamer Switches to Space Channel 5: Part 2 and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Alpha Protocol)
  • $700: Streamer must speak in a female voice for one hour.
  • $750: Streamer can again only speak in Duke Nukem one-liners for one hour.
  • $777.77: Streamer switches to Duke Nukem Forever and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Duke Nukem Forever)
  • $800: Streamer must wear Ethniu's (viewer submitted) bra for remainder of the stream.
  • $850: Streamer reads an informative article about breast cancer.
  • $888.88: Streamer switches to Tomb Raider Anniversary and asks trivia question: (Prize: Tomb Raider: Underworld)
  • $900: Gassu Masku Man voice for an hour.
  • $950: Mystery Rule
  • $999.99 Streamer switches to Croft Manor mode in Tomb Raider: Anniversary and asks a trivia question (Prize: Humble Indie Bundle #3)
  • Streamer can now switch games at leisure or at viewer request with a 10 dollar donation.
  • *In the even of $1500 in donations received, streamer will ask a trivia/prize question to one lucky random viewer over skype for their choice of the following video game pre-orders: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, or Star Wars: The Old Republic. If viewer gets it wrong after 3 guesses, streamer donates 60 dollars to the charity.

Individuals can also donate with a note to request one of the following:

$25: Skype call on stream for 10 minutes. (I reserve the right to end this call at any given time)

$25: Force streamer to switch to listed game of choice.

$50: Streamer saves his current game and launches Deus Ex: Human Revolution, where he must kill 1 npc, complain about how he didn't "ask for this", then return to the game he was originally playing.

$50: Streamer switches to game of choice and calls a random skype contact to ask if they've had a breast exam.

$100: Humble Indie Mammary Bosom Bundle: You get up to an hour of skype time with the streamer, with a license to tell the him exactly what to do. Streamer must obey your commands, everything from what game to play and how to play it, to who to bring into the skype call and what you'll talk about.

Let's save some breasts!

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@Teleri said:

@Rudyftw: She has boobs, she's just covering them up. We're not exploiting boobs. We're celebrating them.

The whole point is to celebrate them right? If anything, a little side boob is relevant.

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@Rudyftw: She has boobs, she's just covering them up. We're not exploiting boobs. We're celebrating them.

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Wait. Let me get this straight. For Breast Cancer Awareness you guys have decided to advertise this BUMP for BOOBS by posting a picture of Lara Croft without her boobs? Sick.

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Space Channel 5: Part 2 added to prize list!

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@JJOR64: The problem with games like these is I don't have an xbox 360 or a PS3. Just a wii. PC, and original xbox.

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>:|

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I also find the lack of Playboy the Mansion despicable. But im more or less kidding about that.

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Bayonetta? I dunno, it just seems like a current game that people might find interesting to watch that also isn't mediocre.

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DNF was a great game!

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 No boob thread is complete without the above video. 
Come on people, lets save some boobs!
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I think it's excellent that you're putting this much effort into raising money for charity, keep up the good work, but I'm not going to lie, I personally find Duke Nukem a bit of an off-putting addition to the line-up.

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@Dagbiker: I might be able to make something like that happen.

@TobbRobb: I might be able to make something like that happen.

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@JJOR64 said:

If you want some more boobalicious games, add Bayonetta and/or Onechanbara and/or Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 to the list.

Good luck with it man. :)

Or he could play a good game instead of those.

OK, to be fair Bayonetta is nearly as bad as the other two, but seriously, fuck those two.

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This needs more Bayonetta.
 
Everything needs more Bayonetta.

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I dont mind the games as long as you have a well endowed girl playing the games in question. With a tubetop on. And every time she gets past a level she gets so excited she jumps up and down.

this is my only request.

and i dont actually want to watch the games i just want to watch the girl. or perhaps you could have 2 streams, and 2 cameras.

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Tons of updates to the donation bracket tiers. Check 'em out.

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Tomb Raider Legend and Underworld added to the prize list, along with Humble Indie Bundle #3. Also Tomb Raider: Anniversary will now be streamed as well!

Please continue to offer suggestions!

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@LordXavierBritish said:

I've always wanted to watch someone mutilate themselves over livestream.

Meet me in the Maintenance Room in 5 minutes.

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How dare you try and raise money for a charity, you scumbag.

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Yeah, how dare you. Nobody has ever used boobs or sex to promote breast cancer fund raising before. After all, oogling boobies is okay, but when you're doing it for breast cancer awareness, it's suddenly oh so terrible. (And let's remember that if it was something similar, but turned around for testicular or prostate cancer, nobody would complain . . . of course, then again, nobody ever really raises money for prostate cancer, even though something like 50% of all men will have it).
 
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/save-boobs-breast-cancer-psas-raise-eyebrows/story?id=8646632
 
People are too fucking uptight.

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Bracket info has been updated! I still need cool things I can do in Duke Nukem Forever to make it more challenging/interesting/funny to watch.

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@Teleri: I wasn't criticizing the fact that you're trying to raise money for a good cause. I was criticizing your gimmick to get people in on it.

Also, I didn't state that by playing a game that objectifies women you were, I stated your gimmick was.

There was no connection between life equating to what games you play in my comment.

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Teleri, I commend you for doing this. It's a worthy cause and I like the way it is being promoted. Humor and video games. Superb.

I'm not surprised at the naysayers though. There will always be someone looking to pick fault. Ignore them and keep up the good work. *thumbs up*

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I just came here to say: Fuck Duke Nukem Forever. Worst game of 2011.

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@Still_I_Cry:@ryanwho:

Am I objectifying women just by playing games that occasionally objectify women? Am I murdering people just because I'm playing Hitman? It's a breast cancer awareness charity event, and I'm doing nothing more than playing video games for charity. I guess a good cause can't be successful without its share of critics.

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Like i said in a earler post on another thread, perhaps even in another galaxy. 24 hours is ok, but 72 hours is better.

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"For a good cause" is a fun little excuse, isn't it? If lung cancer were sexier maybe it would have a month, instead of just being a much more common cancer for women.

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Ok, I think you should have found a different idea. Then again, I guess gamers love boobs so you chose the right idea.

Although objectifying women is an unfortunate side effect of it.

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Do you mind sending out PMs the day of the stream? Otherwise I'm totally going to forget this is happening.

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@Teleri said:

@ImmortalSaiyan: I considered this, and feel like having a few other games with female main characters will help balance it out. I understand that some of this is boob-sploitation, if you will, but like you said it's all in fun. It's for a good cause, so I feel like it's justified.

I agree. I just felt it needed to be said.

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@ImmortalSaiyan: I considered this, and feel like having a few other games with female main characters will help balance it out. I understand that some of this is boob-sploitation, if you will, but like you said it's all in fun. It's for a good cause, so I feel like it's justified.

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I've always wanted to watch someone mutilate themselves over livestream.

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While I'm all for the cause Duke Nukem Forever seems in bad taste. I know it's for a fun time but still.

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Heads up, GiantBomb! It's breast cancer awareness month, and video games are fighting the good fight once again over at VidyaShorts. You are hereby invited to our first ever:

Bumps for Boobs 24 Hour CharTitty Mammarython.

Starting TONIGHT (Oct. 21st at 7pm EST 4pm PT) I will begin streaming a collection of games for charity. The stream will continue for 24 hours straight . Various restrictions/challenges will be put into effect after certain brackets of donation are reached, and a variety of video game PRIZES will be given to viewers! 100% of donations received will go to Susan G. Komen for the Cure!

Games!

  • Duke Nukem Forever
  • Space Channel 5: Part 2
  • Tomb Raider: Anniversary

Prizes!

  • Duke Nukem Forever
  • Space Channel 5: Part 2
  • Tomb Raider: Anniversary
  • Tomb Raider Legend
  • Tomb Raider Underworld
  • Company of Heroes
  • Alpha Protocol
  • Humble Indie Bundle #3 (Crayon Physics Deluxe, Cogs, VVVVVV, Hammerfight, And Yet It Moves, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, and Atom Zombie Smasher)
  • *One of the following pre-orders: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, or Star Wars: The Old Republic.

Milestones!

  • $100: Streamer can only walk backwards for 30 minutes. (DNF)
  • $222.22: Streamer switches toTomb Raider: Anniversaryand asks a trivia question. (Prize: Tomb Raider: Anniversary)
  • $300: Streamer must walk in crouch with camera focused on Lara's butt for 15 minutes.
  • $333.33: Streamer switches to Space Channel 5: Part 2 and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Space Channel 5: Part 2)
  • $400: Streamer must now activate webcam and dance along whenever playing Space Channel 5: Part 2.
  • $444.44: Streamer switches to Duke Nukem Forever and asks a trivia question. (Prize:Company of Heroes)
  • $500: "Duke Vision Mode" enabled for one hour. (DNF)
  • $555.55: Streamer switches to Tomb Raider: Anniversary and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Tomb Raider: Legend)
  • $600: Streamer must jump everywhere he goes instead of walking in Tomb Raider for one hour.
  • $650: Streamer can only speak in Duke Nukem one-liners for one hour.
  • $666.66: Streamer Switches to Space Channel 5: Part 2 and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Alpha Protocol)
  • $700: Streamer must speak in a female voice for one hour.
  • $750: Streamer can again only speak in Duke Nukem one-liners for one hour.
  • $777.77: Streamer switches to Duke Nukem Forever and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Duke Nukem Forever)
  • $800: Streamer must wear Ethniu's (viewer submitted) bra for remainder of the stream.
  • $850: Streamer reads an informative article about breast cancer.
  • $888.88: Streamer switches to Tomb Raider Anniversary and asks trivia question: (Prize: Tomb Raider: Underworld)
  • $900: Gassu Masku Man voice for an hour.
  • $950: Mystery Rule
  • $999.99 Streamer switches to Croft Manor mode in Tomb Raider: Anniversary and asks a trivia question (Prize: Humble Indie Bundle #3)
  • Streamer can now switch games at leisure or at viewer request with a 10 dollar donation.
  • *In the even of $1500 in donations received, streamer will ask a trivia/prize question to one lucky random viewer over skype for their choice of the following video game pre-orders: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, or Star Wars: The Old Republic. If viewer gets it wrong after 3 guesses, streamer donates 60 dollars to the charity.

Individuals can also donate with a note to request one of the following:

$25: Skype call on stream for 10 minutes. (I reserve the right to end this call at any given time)

$25: Force streamer to switch to listed game of choice.

$50: Streamer saves his current game and launches Deus Ex: Human Revolution, where he must kill 1 npc, complain about how he didn't "ask for this", then return to the game he was originally playing.

$50: Streamer switches to game of choice and calls a random skype contact to ask if they've had a breast exam.

$100: Humble Indie Mammary Bosom Bundle: You get up to an hour of skype time with the streamer, with a license to tell the him exactly what to do. Streamer must obey your commands, everything from what game to play and how to play it, to who to bring into the skype call and what you'll talk about.

Let's save some breasts!