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Crappy New Years (Blog Post #1) [sorry for wasting forum space]

  Let me just start this off by saying, i had a pretty shitty New Years and it was a terrible way to begin 2011, but in no way was it the worst New Years ever, ill make that clear.  I am going to talk about a video game (Red Dead Redemption) however theres a bunch of other stuff that just really sucked.  It began with the fact that I did not have anything plan and I was too lazy to actually plan something.  So I was playing Black Ops (which i turned off in 10 minutes due to the lag) and a guy i know begins texting me.  I barely even hang out with him and i wouldnt really call him my "friend."  Let's refer to this guy as Juan (even though hes white.)  So Juan begins texting me, whether i want to do something on New Years Eve because he didn't have any plans.  So i reply with a "no because I don't feel like doing anything tonight."  That was a lie, I did want to do something but not with him and this is where things began starting to get freaky.  He begins texting me every fucking second even though I was about to reply to another text I just sent.  It was literally a few minutes after he had sent his last text and he was expecting me to reply right away.  So I basically sit on my couch, playing some Black Ops like a little kid waiting for the Boogie Man to stop knocking from inside the closet (well I was sucked into the game so I really just ignored it all.)  Then he begins calling me and eventually it stops.  I check my phone to see the damage Juan has done and boy, am I going to kick his ass.  I had over 20 messages in my phone that I have to go look at now because my phone will announce every time that i get a text that i have "26 new messages"  Oh and the fun doesn't stop there!
 
I quit Black Ops and get myself onto MSN.  I know nobody uses it anymore but i just use it to communicate with the small number of people that i know that still uses it.  I primarily use it to talk to my ex that i got off on good terms with.  She moved to another country and we never had a formal break-up so we basically just flirt with eachother on MSN.  Sad i know, as far I know she could be giving some guy, head and i wouldn't even know.  I got a webcam recently and knowing of this, she asked me if i wanted to webcam chat with her.  In fact, she's been asking me almost every time we would have a conversation.  I would usually say that I'm too tired or I don't feel like it.  I couldn't find a good excuse so i said that i wanted to watch Rocky VI (god, that was fucking terrible, I fucking hated that movie) and she said "so you would rather be watching t.v. than talk to me through a webcam" and jokingly I said "haha, yeah."  I guess when you're talking to someone through a text chat u should specify that you're being sarcastic at the appropriate times (no shit).  I guess she took the seriously and she stopped flirting and sending long messages.  She would then send short ones, basically killing the whole conversation.  So I guess we're done for good but it doesn't matter, life's about moving on.  
 
After this, I decide to forget everything that just happened, my realization of my unpopularity, my realization that i can't flirt with anybody when I'm bored (unless I go on chatroulette or something) so I decide to play Red Dead Redemption's Co-op.  I thought it was going to be all fun and games (no pun intended) however i came to realize why i stopped playing that game on the PS3 as soon as I beat the game.  The game was glitchy as hell, the textures and lighting made my eyes hurt in less than 20 minutes.  And to top that off I played with a lot of douchebags that thought it would be funny to shoot my fucking mule.  I was pretty slow already considering my default horse was a shitty ass mule because I just began playing the co-op, they would force me to go on foot for a good 5  minutes as I desperately whistled for another one to pop up in the horizon but what would they do?  They would fucking butcher it.  Little bitches...  I go into another lobby where this kid immediatly invites me to join his possy.  He had a mic and as far as I can tell was of Latin herritage because of his accent.  I don't have one anymore due to the fact that my little brother broke it because he rages whenever he plays a videogame.  So this little punk begins commanding me to "shoot in the air if you want to go to another gang hideout."  I just hated not being able to voice my opinions whenever he would say something stupid and idiotic ex.  "there must be another guy crawling around in this gang hideout, throw your dynamites everywhere!" (note we just killed everybody in that hideout and in fact, it showed that we beat the hideout a few moments ago.)  After we take over a few gang hideouts he begins to throw dynamites and fire bottles at me like theres no tomorow.  I can't really do anything to help myself because I only have throwing knives.  I leave the game because my eyes were hurting and I was tired of that kid's bullshit.
 
So there ya have it, that was my New Years of 2011.  What was I doing when the clock his 12 you may ask?  I was eating a cheese sandwich with hummous spread that I just toasted.  So i don't really know if this is really a blog post and tell me what ou think about it. I really hope i don't get a "not this thread again" or whatever you call them.  I also want to publically apoligize to the GB community for making terrible posts in threads and I'll promise to make better ones that don't take a stab at comedy.  
 
Now, I want to ask the community a few questions:  How was your New Years?  Did you go out and hang with your friends (or strangers)?  Or did you just stay home like me? 
 
*note* I just figured out that there's a blog section and I'm going to post this on the forums.  If a moderator sees this I'm wondering if you could delete my other "blog post" on the forums?  because now i have 2 of the same thing on the forum and it's just gonna clutter it the forum's.  thanks for reading

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  Let me just start this off by saying, i had a pretty shitty New Years and it was a terrible way to begin 2011, but in no way was it the worst New Years ever, ill make that clear.  I am going to talk about a video game (Red Dead Redemption) however theres a bunch of other stuff that just really sucked.  It began with the fact that I did not have anything plan and I was too lazy to actually plan something.  So I was playing Black Ops (which i turned off in 10 minutes due to the lag) and a guy i know begins texting me.  I barely even hang out with him and i wouldnt really call him my "friend."  Let's refer to this guy as Juan (even though hes white.)  So Juan begins texting me, whether i want to do something on New Years Eve because he didn't have any plans.  So i reply with a "no because I don't feel like doing anything tonight."  That was a lie, I did want to do something but not with him and this is where things began starting to get freaky.  He begins texting me every fucking second even though I was about to reply to another text I just sent.  It was literally a few minutes after he had sent his last text and he was expecting me to reply right away.  So I basically sit on my couch, playing some Black Ops like a little kid waiting for the Boogie Man to stop knocking from inside the closet (well I was sucked into the game so I really just ignored it all.)  Then he begins calling me and eventually it stops.  I check my phone to see the damage Juan has done and boy, am I going to kick his ass.  I had over 20 messages in my phone that I have to go look at now because my phone will announce every time that i get a text that i have "26 new messages"  Oh and the fun doesn't stop there!
 
I quit Black Ops and get myself onto MSN.  I know nobody uses it anymore but i just use it to communicate with the small number of people that i know that still uses it.  I primarily use it to talk to my ex that i got off on good terms with.  She moved to another country and we never had a formal break-up so we basically just flirt with eachother on MSN.  Sad i know, as far I know she could be giving some guy, head and i wouldn't even know.  I got a webcam recently and knowing of this, she asked me if i wanted to webcam chat with her.  In fact, she's been asking me almost every time we would have a conversation.  I would usually say that I'm too tired or I don't feel like it.  I couldn't find a good excuse so i said that i wanted to watch Rocky VI (god, that was fucking terrible, I fucking hated that movie) and she said "so you would rather be watching t.v. than talk to me through a webcam" and jokingly I said "haha, yeah."  I guess when you're talking to someone through a text chat u should specify that you're being sarcastic at the appropriate times (no shit).  I guess she took the seriously and she stopped flirting and sending long messages.  She would then send short ones, basically killing the whole conversation.  So I guess we're done for good but it doesn't matter, life's about moving on.  
 
After this, I decide to forget everything that just happened, my realization of my unpopularity, my realization that i can't flirt with anybody when I'm bored (unless I go on chatroulette or something) so I decide to play Red Dead Redemption's Co-op.  I thought it was going to be all fun and games (no pun intended) however i came to realize why i stopped playing that game on the PS3 as soon as I beat the game.  The game was glitchy as hell, the textures and lighting made my eyes hurt in less than 20 minutes.  And to top that off I played with a lot of douchebags that thought it would be funny to shoot my fucking mule.  I was pretty slow already considering my default horse was a shitty ass mule because I just began playing the co-op, they would force me to go on foot for a good 5  minutes as I desperately whistled for another one to pop up in the horizon but what would they do?  They would fucking butcher it.  Little bitches...  I go into another lobby where this kid immediatly invites me to join his possy.  He had a mic and as far as I can tell was of Latin herritage because of his accent.  I don't have one anymore due to the fact that my little brother broke it because he rages whenever he plays a videogame.  So this little punk begins commanding me to "shoot in the air if you want to go to another gang hideout."  I just hated not being able to voice my opinions whenever he would say something stupid and idiotic ex.  "there must be another guy crawling around in this gang hideout, throw your dynamites everywhere!" (note we just killed everybody in that hideout and in fact, it showed that we beat the hideout a few moments ago.)  After we take over a few gang hideouts he begins to throw dynamites and fire bottles at me like theres no tomorow.  I can't really do anything to help myself because I only have throwing knives.  I leave the game because my eyes were hurting and I was tired of that kid's bullshit.
 
So there ya have it, that was my New Years of 2011.  What was I doing when the clock his 12 you may ask?  I was eating a cheese sandwich with hummous spread that I just toasted.  So i don't really know if this is really a blog post and tell me what ou think about it. I really hope i don't get a "not this thread again" or whatever you call them.  I also want to publically apoligize to the GB community for making terrible posts in threads and I'll promise to make better ones that don't take a stab at comedy.  
 
Now, I want to ask the community a few questions:  How was your New Years?  Did you go out and hang with your friends (or strangers)?  Or did you just stay home like me? 
 
*note* I just figured out that there's a blog section and I'm going to post this on the forums.  If a moderator sees this I'm wondering if you could delete my other "blog post" on the forums?  because now i have 2 of the same thing on the forum and it's just gonna clutter it the forum's.  thanks for reading

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nice read man. i went to my friend's house had some champagne and played wii sports for a few and watched tosh.0, 1,000 ways to die, and then the ball dropping.

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@iam3green said:
" nice read man. i went to my friend's house had some champagne and played wii sports for a few and watched tosh.0, 1,000 ways to die, and then the ball dropping. "

thanks a lot man!  this is the first blog that i did and i know i had a few mistakes in there and i know its not that great but its decent.  wow sounds like u had fun.  it doesnt really feel like its another year does it?

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@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:
" @iam3green said:
" nice read man. i went to my friend's house had some champagne and played wii sports for a few and watched tosh.0, 1,000 ways to die, and then the ball dropping. "

thanks a lot man!  this is the first blog that i did and i know i had a few mistakes in there and i know its not that great but its decent.  wow sounds like u had fun.  it doesn't really feel like its another year does it?

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no it doesn't. it just hit me that it was new years before. 2010 went by so fast.
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I never gave a shit about new years. It's always just a good day to chill because noone works the next morning. Some friends came over, we drank, and just watched tv. 

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@iam3green said:
" @the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:
" @iam3green said:
" nice read man. i went to my friend's house had some champagne and played wii sports for a few and watched tosh.0, 1,000 ways to die, and then the ball dropping. "

thanks a lot man!  this is the first blog that i did and i know i had a few mistakes in there and i know its not that great but its decent.  wow sounds like u had fun.  it doesn't really feel like its another year does it?

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no it doesn't. it just hit me that it was new years before. 2010 went by so fast. "
ya, looking back it was a solid year but i never had too many chances to enjoy it.  next thing u know its going to be 2012...
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Nice read, happy new years to you too :) 
Mine was decent. 
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that sucks man. But hey, I'd rather be bored at home than out and alone or with bad company. 
My new years was rather calm at first, just eating takeaway with a couple friends and watching a film. Then I went to a party my friends were bugging me about going to. everyone was way drunker than I was and got bored really quickly when they started gossiping about people...

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I went to a house party downtown. I didn't know 95% of the people there but it was awesome none the less.

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No offense dude, you are kind of a downer.

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@Metalideth: 
sorry about that man, it's just that it's the first time that my New Years sucked...  it would always either be excellent or decent but never this
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@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG:  
 
It hardly sounds like your New Year's day "sucked", it just sounds disappointing. Perhaps your expectations were too high?  
 
If you don't want to make plans or go out for a New Year's Day celebration, you can always try doing what I do : watch a marathon of your favorite movies, eat a pizza, and smoke a pile of cigars.
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@bwmcmaste: 
ya i guess so...  but then again thats why i said i didnt have the worst New Years ever looking back at the whole night.  hmmm maybe i should just lower my expectations.  ya u know what, i will do what you do next year.  it actually sounds like a solid plan